X FACTOR -It's Movies Week. We will need popcorn, super sized wine, and probably ear plug...

[Raahh]

Here are the songs. And Honey Fucking G's 'mash-up' is every bit as bad as we feared

Boys
Matt Terry
Writing’s on The Wall - Sam Smith - from the movie Spectre

Ryan Lawrie
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley - from the movie Jailhouse Rock

Girls
Emily Middlemas
It Must Have Been Love - Roxette - from the movie Pretty Woman

Overs
Honey G
It’s Like That & Getting Jiggy With It - Jason Nevins & Will Smith I - from the movie Keith Lemon The Movie / Last Days of Disco

Saara Aalto
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion - from the movie Titanic

Groups
5 After Midnight
Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding - from the movie The Commitments

The Keith Lemon film and Honey G- could there be a worse combination?
They are desperate to make Ryan seem interesting, and it's going to be car crash.
Poor Emily- no-one is listening. Last week, she said she wanted to sing something up beat. Which 'Must have been love' ... isn't.

I hate the Sam Smith Bond theme, think it is one of the worst ever. It's not even 'crumbowl/tumbowl' memorable even.

And then Elfish gets one of the biggest movie songs ever. They either want her to win- or are setting her up to be a sub-par Celine. But I think Elfish thinks she can out Dion-Celine, so it will be epic, and SHOUTY probably.

And 5am are going to destroy one of my favourite songs EVER.

I have peanuts, and Ikea fake mulled wine.

See y'all later.

Raahh I believe that would be expelliarmus analius.

So are we auditioning for next year?? Group entry for Transvaginal UltraSound?? I can't sing much but can play piano, and violin laying down if I practice a bit!

Cant wait for honey g

I like the food version of the Sainsbury's ad.

There's no singing on it.

We 're all drunk tonight!
It gets us through.
Sainbos ad, again..
Sick of christmas.

getting

I can't sing or rap or dance, but I rock a pair of sunnies way more than honey G

I'm sure she was wearing a wig, the shaved bit has dissappeared.

Greater, i could hang around in the back ground. Humming a tune.

Don't worry getting we'll make sure the backing track is as high as for this year's contestants, then no one will hear any of us!

I can't sing or dance, I would say that makes me more than qualified. I am also prepared to wear vast amounts of pleather if required

I can play a triangle. I'm in!

Big pleather for me. xXL

I know I cant keep up tonight. Think the jd and not much coke has got me rather tipsy starting with my thumb. De de da di da di dah

I'm up for that Greater I can't sing or dance but that doesn't seem to matter any more. Plus I'm happy to dress like a div so I've got that going for me.

I hate food throwing!
So gross.

80s I hope they've got a lot, my arse would need a a couple of sofas worth of pleather to cover it!

I think hope he's going to fall flat on his face with this.

Oh yes twas a wig, she has an undercut, can't disguise that

I can rock the pleather as long as it has lots of stretch in it. Plus I can pretend to dance a LOT. And I never care about making a twat of myself. Can I audition please

Stormy- you are right! Definitely a wig.

Cool, none of us can sing or dance we'll be like Raw Chicken

Pleather, and stoopid pouting here.

I'm basically a fat blonde Victoria beckham.

Oh blimey. Coat hanger shoulders in the suit

Eugh what's with the dodgy rings?

OH BOY IS THIS BAD! His voice is all over the place.