Mic is back

[mashaandthebear]

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

Okay, for real tho, how is Jamie managing to turn this around so frankie is mad with liv? 😂

Because Liv is right. He's a prick

Also, Julius is dumping Ella for flirting, but HE SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE!! I'd have thrown that back in his face if that had been me. Double standards methinks...

I've just realised that i recognise Tina from Love Island. It's been really annoying me. I recognised her so much that i was beginning to think that i must have met her in real life! Although we run in completely different circles and I'm about 20 years her senior!

The MIC boys are so insecure. They treat the women like shit and then dump them if they so much as look at another guy.

I loved Steph's amazed 'they have a theatre?' when Binky was telling them that they'd looked around the hospital and had been shown the theatre. I swear for a split second she thought they meant a show theatre!

Harry is sooo manipulative, he's like Iago in Othello, whispering lies into pp's ears to make pp distrust each other! Poor Ella...

MiC has very much become a Friends list of character types we must have. Maybe it's always been like that and I've only just noticed.

Arrogant Lothario Cad Type: Spencer ==> Harry.

Cold Bitch Everyone hates at First but then realises she doesn't take shit but actually has a heart: Lucy Watson ==>Liv

Annoying Slutty Type Woman who rates herself but in fact is nothing special to provide added manufactured drama for a season or two: That Lettuce/Sprout woman with a nose ring==>the blonde one with the double denim problem ==> Mimi

Boring Tim Nice But Dim to provide a foil to the Lothario/Cad or anyone else who steals his various gf: Stevie ==> Julius

Spare attractive woman who is hoping for major role but never quite makes it as is a little bit dull and only there to provide spare "romantic" drama: Fran ==>Tina

The one who left thinking they'd got too big for the series and Hollywood beckoned but came crawling back: Gabrielle==> Ollie Lock ==>Frederick

Haha Brilliant summary! But who was 'That Lettuce/Sprout woman with a nose ring'?

Phoebe Lettice. She was horrible.

Oh I loved Phoebe from the day at the polo she used her big hat to block out some annoying girl talking at her.

Nooooo! Phoebe Lettice was brill; the Indian themed party bitch-off (about nose rings?) she had with Lucy Watson was amaze 😂

Oh she was a right dickhead. Truly entertaining, if very cringey, but such an arse!

I miss Lucy and her 'I have dog shit under my nose' face!

Oh the Indian party was brilliant. Ever more snide and cutting comments between the two until Lucy won the round with "your nose ring looks really weird" said in an observational tone as she turned away with a smirk on her face. That's when I started liking Lucy

I'm not sure if they sell brain cells in Chelsea but Frankie needs to go and purchase some. Or spend her life with a baw bag. I'm not arsed either way. They bore me intensely.

And the fuss with Liv? You snakey bastard. You are on about disloyal when you are playing them Liv and Jamie against each other?

No doubt there will be more of the same next week. Yet another shouty dinner party. Fabulous.

Harry may have been a naughty boy. Again. Turtle time.

Saw the trailers for next week. A 3 way kiss with Harry, Ella and Frankie??

Can't wait!

Does anyone else want to give Frankie a slap? Wish she'd stand up straight, stop squirming around and grimacing whilst chewing her hair. And as for the off the shoulder cricket sweater...arrrgh!

AAAAArrrrrgh indeed. I'd put her in a polo neck, and a very tight fitting corset, stop the grimacing with shitloads of botox and would shave her head.

That would do it.

Slapping is soooo last season cary

I'm never bang on trend Sheldonesque! And the squinting thing she does whilst desperately trying to look both coy and enigmatic!!

Actually, on second thoughts, I'd go with the slap for the squinting malarkey alone.

I don't get the coy squinty pish at all. It isn't sweet, endearing or coquettish. It is just irritating. Perhaps if she canned the squinting and opened her eyes, she would see Jamie's many, many flaws? Just a thought.

She's so shortsighted she agreed with Jamie that his new Prince William fluffed- up -to -hide -the -thinning hair do actually looked good! Bless her! Get thee to Specsavers Frankie!!

You see Prince William stylee.

I can't stop seeing Top of the Pops Savile.

No wonder she is always recoiling when he lunges in to kiss her.

sheldon you make me frickin' CRYYYYYY with laughter 😂😂😂😂

JP surprised me by being quite sweet presenting Binky with a family bush. Admittedly I may have been swayed by his inclusion of Scrumble.

I almost liked him for a minute...

sheldon ha ha on the nail!

I am a bit suspicious of Frankie. She seems to be thinner and wipe her nose a lot too these days. Birds of a feather, although Liv seems to have embraced a rather less slouch and annoying friend now.

I like Mimi actually. At least she's honest. Can't stand the faked for cameras coyness.

Minecraft man is just odd.; and boring all at once.

What a twat frankie is 😂

Thanks for the image Sheldon; a Jamie in a shell suit, chewing on a cigar with a shed load of bling round his neck is burned on my brain.

Cheers mate