Mic is back

[mashaandthebear]

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

Sam's a twat, but Jamie was cruel (although he is a plank for being Harry's 'mate')
Frankie never straightens her neck and is so bloody dreary.
Fred's a mean pillock.
Mimi's a bellend.
Louise's lip fillers distract me
Tiff is a bit pathetic also
Loving Liv though.
Ever so slightly fancy Akin

Jamie came across as a snidey bitter git and deserved the beer bath.

I can't fathom Julius. I have watched his admission again. 'I'm sorry, I want to apologise, I don't know what to say really, I can only apologise, I can own up'

Good for you. And you thought she'd be ok with it because you said sorry? You were nearly there son. All you had to add was 'I accidentally fell over and my penis fell into her vagina'. Fumble with chin a bit more, flutter doe eyes and pop in a nervous giggle. Sorted.

How could she not resist that kind of foppish apology?

I'd have been all over myself me. in a parallel universe where I was a gullible tit

Julius has always come across as a bit smug and superior and over impressed with himself, and then he behaves like that !!

perhaps when Sam called biebs a snake last series he wasn't far wrong.

Freds hair distracts me in every scene, it needs a bloody good wash and brush. He is also a giant nob.

Liking Liv, didn't really warm to her last series but like that fact she doesn't put up with shit, except for that terrible terrible hair style.

Toff is being a complete bellend as usual and comparing the boulle and fred thing was ridiculous and get over it

Had enough of Mark and the poison stick Victoria, looking down on everyone and snide remarks is tiresome and not remotely likeable.

Harry is the new Spenny!

Ella is too good for either of them IMO.

JP and Ollie's reactions watching that birth were bloody hilarious!

Anyone else notice how absolutely horrified MF and Victoria were when Mimi and Toff were screeching about how much all the diamonds were worth? I could just see a speech bubble hovering above them with VULGAR in it in neon letters

I Love Liv, Jamie is a twat, Frankie is incredibly dull and Proudlock is pointless.
Why Jamie and Frankie are still together is beyond me, it's a farcical relationship
Sheldon just wiped himself dry

Ravenscourt Park, where Fred was doing his silly tree exercise, is my local park, I am there every day with my dog and that pub Tommy Tucker is my Sunday dinner spot, been there a few times. In fact I know most of the places they go. I'm not rich and trendy though

I absolutely hate Mimi. I think she's a bit of a pudding underneath all that make up too. She's no Liv that's for sure.

I'm not one for infidelity really but I'd have fecked someone else too if Jamie was my partner. I can't imagine what it must be like to have Jamie's smug face battling valiantly away on top of you day after day. No wonder Frankie always looks ruddy miserable. That indiscretion probably did her the world of good.

Toff and Mimi seem to be absorbing eachothers nastiness. Like a pair of carpy little gussets.

I'm rooting for Brand new Harry Spankers to win the Ella war. Julius has already won the righteous cock award. Harry has a touch of Terry Thomas about him. Julius just looks like a phallus in a bouffant wig.

I didn't like the way he rounded on Daisy simply because she called him on his behaviour. She may have been meddling but she spoke the truth.

Fred's hair in next week's clip looked beyond dreadful. Prepare to be distracted masha Rimmel need to back down and hand the reins to tangle teezer.

I can't imagine Jamie ever being mature and unselfish enough to have a real long term relationship. He has a massively high opinion of himself and doesn't think anyone is quite worthy enough to capture the Prince that is Jamie Biscuits.

And why does Toff keep likening the Mimi chasing Fred thing to the Francis thing it is in no way whatsoever the same and the obviously eagerness she has to shoehorn it in wherever possible makes her so dislikeable.

sheldon urgh I now can't get the image of Jamie hovering overhead.

Gutted that Icelandic prince has turned out to be just like all the others in MIC.

Munchkin Mimi will surely have her comeuppance.

I'm rewatching the earlier series at the minute and so I really hope Harry is like Spenny. He was a really good personality to have on the show.

I'm sure Jamie was mortified he was cheated on. I'm sure he is grateful he has his bad behaviour to blame it on rather than his poor bedroom performance.

Quite, very much a 'how dare someone cheat on me' whereas he cheats on his partners all the time just because he can!

I wonder if Mimi gets any RL abuse from pp on the street? Since she seems to be universally hated. You know, how sometimes actors in soaps sometimes do, except she's real...

OMG I've just seen Julius! He's the one in grey on the right. Better looking in RL I have to say.

That's amazing 😂😂😂

fred needs hair wash, brush and cut !!!

the boys watching giving birth was soooooooooooooo funny

jamie and frankie are as bad as each other

is anyone ever faithful?

Completely caught up now. LOVE Harry , he's the best thing that's happened on MIC in ages. Finally a worthy contender for Spencer's position as Top Cad. Where's Ryan I wonder? Petulantly refusing to appear since he made such an utter tea of himself with Rugby James.

Does anyone know what happened to Lucy? I hated her but loved watching her and the spats she got into!

I think she chose to stop appearing which I guess meant there was no place for James either. I wonder if they're still together ??!?

Ooh. I follow her on Instagram (sad I know) but yes they are still very much together!

Lucy was my favourite of all time on MiC. I'm still fascinated by them all, after all this time, I never miss an episode. I'm not even embarrassed

Not much by the sounds of it Jamie! Also, by how much their schooling probably cost the grammar in this is atrocious!

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