Mic is back

[mashaandthebear]

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

Now I feel a bit dirty. I shouldn't be laughing with the DM.

The pupil of one of mimi's eyes is bigger than the other!

Harry is a dish

Is he be fucked!! He's awful, so smug and smarmy!

It is so staged and cringeworthy - the trying to look cool at a gig thing! Makes the viewer curl up inside. A few seasons ago, they went to a 'festival' ... do you remember? But it wasn't Glasto or Reading, it was one of the cast's mummy's or daddy's country piles, and the festival consisted of half the cast in a field, with Binks and Lucy wearing flowers in their extensions, lamely bopping to a wannabe The Script band. Stuff of nightmares...

This episode was brilliant though. I love how they all pretend it doesn't matter in the slightest then get really over emotional that the person they've dicked hates them. FFS just admit you did it wrong and say sorry. How hard can it be?
Love that Mimi takes on cool girl Liv and love that Liv actually does have balls.
Liked Ella looking repulsed at that man child Julius.
Jamie is defo fed up with the whole thing but obviously it's his show now. There might be a add on show when Binks has her baby and Jamie should go off and do that and let the young ones be dicks for a few more years.

I think if you're going to play queen bitch a la mimi, you need to not be a chunky legged midget in your tennis gear. Fred looked a bit surprised. And desperate ain't cool.

Sam is a massive knob and everyone can see he's not ready for what Tiff wants, so I don't know why he doesn't just let her go.

Desperate really isn't cool. She should back off.
Liking Liv, though she needs to let them get on with it now. She should find a super hot guy and completely ignore the pair of them.

The last two episodes have been awesome. Thank you mic. This is the stuff we like.

Liking liv now her retorts are hilarious
Boule needs more one liners like in the old days.
More Ollie please
Not liking the new blonde clone girls. Hoping they move on pretty quick.

New boy Harry is a mix up of Hugo and Paul weller.

Yy to more Ollie!

fred was sooooooooooooooooo wrong to get with mimi

poor liv

also why let your mum meet your gf, yet sleep with someone else samenight as going out

sam was right about jamie,jamie was wrong and would have acted the same way

tho tbh tiff is wasting her timewith him

Daisy is truly awful. Even with scripted lines she can't converse properly. She's not even pretty (shallow I know....but dim yet pretty usually is MICs failsafe). -and blimey, is she bitter much?

Loving Liv although she really does now have to move on. No more tears please over Fred-prick.

Julius - loveable dippy one has bombed out. Poor lovely wee Ella, I could see her and Jules' mumsy bonding over G&Ts in the ramshackle homestead, lots of lovely hearty Sunday roasts and dogs sleeping by the fire (I may have too many Jilly Cooper!) The dippy twat had to confess. It's like an addiction!

And lo and behold, it appears Frankie is about to be outed as being unfaithful. It was only a matter of time, Jamie is awful. They deserve one another. Such a boring couple.

Louise's 'swimsuit' - just no.

And what has Mytt done to his hair?!

All I can say about Frankie is finally. God knows how Jamie has had all the flack for being a shit partner when she is the exact same, if not worse. In fact, I think she is worse because at least Jamie says he is an asshole, even if he lies for a bit at the time.

Apparently that Justin-Beiber-pre-haircut lookalike is from a famous cricketing family. Poor DH looked gutted when I told him what a ghastly little fuckweasel Fake Beiber is.

Agree that there are too many blonde clones. It's like watching the aftermath of an explosion in the Barbie factory.

chunky legged midget spot on.

Hideous girl.

Julius's father and Grandfather are both cricket elite

They must love that baby bieber is a reality 'star' then 😂

That said tho, I'm just watching the episode again on e4, julius's hand was shaking when he was telling blondie about shagging someone else (is that Ella or daisy? I forget which is which).

Oh lord, I'm going to have to watch again too. Shaking hand?
I had had a glass or two first time round

Where's Sheldon when you need clarity on MIC issues

Well it seemed to be, right as he started dithering explaining and he hitched his finger under his chin. I think he does feel bad and he does like Ella but is just a bit of a kid still; no impulse control!

I can't explain the jittery hands sadly.

Judging by the inane giddy little grin, I reckon Jules was sat on the bubble jet and he was desperately trying to stop his hand wandering for the happy ending.

He can't have liked Ella that much. Hooking up used to mean fishing or crochet as a pastime in my day.

And introducing your new squeeze to your Ma when you've barely just wiped yourself dry from a conquest? I must mix in different circles.

tatiana your description is genius. Apparently Madame Mim is a lifestyle coach. One would wonder what her advice is like if she thought that tennis skirt was a good idea.

Mimi is getting right on one's frontal prominences. As is Fred who is coming across like a proper vulv.

And as his Jamie and his new attack kitten. Are you obliged to be a twit if you are called Sam in mic?

Anyone for tennis?

sheldon's back! in fine form!

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