The XFactor Lives *Week One*

[TheFairyCaravan]

I couldn't find a thread and iirc Raahh is out tonight so I thought I'd do it.

Brooks have been suspended because one of them has been sending abusive messages to their ex girlfriend.

BAWLS

Greater I think I'm a Dermot right now

Great plan greater
Also we need to consider names for thes acts any ideas?

Greater you got it!!

There's a grandad, we have a grandad!!!!

Why have the audience all got pink highlighter pens in their hands????

Aw he got rid of his little tail

Poor Freddie. He just wants a better life for his posh, wealthy family.

Yay obligatory last minute song change

I'm a Shirtslinger I'm afaid and DH a bit miffed cos he bought a really expensive bottle of wine and I totally necked it!

squoosh it's tough being a toff

squoosh he is uber-posh isn't he? Quite cute though, it must be said.

Piano!

Tuning an issue again.

Just signing in. Am 9 min behind but I will catch up at an ad break

'it's tough being a toff'

That's probably the school anthem at Eton.

Squoosh

How patronizing Shazza "up there on the big stage"

He's like a drawing of an Aryan

What's with the peacock sleeves on that boy?

Like his jacket

He's like a little Jason Donovan, minus the drug habit (or not)

Ooohhh💃💃

Ugh! Hate these two.

Bratavio sounds like a salad vegetable

Oh Christ I hate this pair.