The XFactor Lives *Week One*

[TheFairyCaravan]

I couldn't find a thread and iirc Raahh is out tonight so I thought I'd do it.

Brooks have been suspended because one of them has been sending abusive messages to their ex girlfriend.

Why are they all talking as if they will never have to go back to scrubbing toilets or serving food? DOn't they know that they will be back to doing those jobs before Christmas?

And the shouting begins again...

I love this song and I think he's slaughtered it so I'm trying to forget

Why do all have to do they ear piercing falestto?

I say this every year, I really don't think shitsinger is drunk

He needs to get rid of the bumfluff.
It was not a good song choice Louis
Shazza

"You don't own me", for me, is a woman's song. It is a feminist song.

When a boy sings it, he sounds like a whining commitment-phobe.

"Brace song choice" = bit shit

Simon's had a recent eye lift.

Yes, feminist song and I thought it was quite disrespectful almost. "Going to get you a lot of chicks" errrrr

Shut singer is hillarious, i think she could be quite a laugh!

Shitsinger is off her head.

In Simon's mind, it's like the suffragette movement never happened

He looks like the bastard love child of Louis Tomlinson and Kevin Rowland

Exactly Dustoff exactly

Shitsinger has always been the best thing about the live shows!

I always liked The Blow Monkeys cover of that song but I know it's a feminist anthem.

Nicole is going to fall out that dress if she's not careful!

*"You don't own me", for me, is a woman's song. It is a feminist song.

When a boy sings it, he sounds like a whining commitment-phobe*

Hahaha... yes!

My laptop is being a bastard!
I am somewhere between Dermot and Sharon

Batavio are the token Rylan for this series aren't they. Bets on how long they'll last?? I give them two more weeks and there'll be uproar next week as they go through at the expense of someone who can actually sing a little bit better than the others.

I love shirtslinger's dress. Have to add that.

Body form ads are just not the same without the "WOAAAAAHHH BODYFORM!" part

NoelHeadbands that's so funny

Noel Kevin Rowland... yes!

(sorry am a bit slow keeping up. blame it on the wine)

Brilliant Emma I think each week we should declare where we are on the drunk scale:

Simon - tea total
Louis - one glass in
Dermot - a bit merry
Shitsinger - lively drunk, won't remember what she said in the morning
Shazza - absolutely wrecked!

Tonight I'm Simon.