The XFactor Lives *Week One*

[TheFairyCaravan]

I couldn't find a thread and iirc Raahh is out tonight so I thought I'd do it.

Brooks have been suspended because one of them has been sending abusive messages to their ex girlfriend.

I love that we're talking about vaginal ultrasounds rather than discussing who's through. Says it all.

Thanks guys, I'll ask the doctor to save a video of my scans, then Trans Vag Ultrasound will have a lovely background video, just like James'.

Yes that bloody Misha B started it

I feel sorry for Sam the make-under one. i bet she'd love some massive eyebrows and fuzzy hair to hide behind.

Elfish can go. She is full of herself.

Oh FFS!

Well, vaginal ultrasounds are more fun than the show.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaattttty!!!!!?????!!!!!

Honey G lives again..

Holy mother of fuckwittery, Honey G!

I am so glad any one of those three are going. Can't we save two weeks and get rid of all three?

Tbh I'd rather have a trans vag scan than an evening with BrattyWatty.

That grin on Elfish' face screams 'I am going to kill you all' .

What is this new vote

Are people actually bothered enough to be voting through the app?

Dillite, the sad and lonely vote nowadays.

I genuinely hope Honey G wins the show. Simon would implode.

I dont know why but I just can't warm to Saaaaaara. She just comes across as annoyin'

noisy I want to see honey g get that line in her rap next week:
Holy mother of fuckwitterry honey g
I say honey you say g
Holy mother of fuckwitterry

Surely Raw Chicken will go?

JARED LETO IN THE BATH KLAXON!

What's with the depressive IKEA advert? Bring back the messy grandpa cooking one.

Honey G is Vladimir Putin, she has to stay to the end or we'll get nuked. It was part of the Brexit agreement

Raahh No Jared for me this time, damnit.

We've got the Dogs Trust

Greater! So funny, but its a family show. Instead Honey will murder Gangsta paradise probably.