The XFactor Lives *Week One*

[TheFairyCaravan]

I couldn't find a thread and iirc Raahh is out tonight so I thought I'd do it.

Brooks have been suspended because one of them has been sending abusive messages to their ex girlfriend.

Yeah, dermot's suit is weird.
When i go to b and q i can never find an assistant!

Greater sounds uncomfortable! Hope you're OK?

Pinhead inspired the classic X Factor thread descriptor:

"His mouth looks like a bum hole with teeth"

Evening all

I'm fine, it's not as bad as its sounds. Just checking whether I'm fertilzable for IUI. But basically my ovaries look a lot like Pinheads background video.

Trans Vag Scan is a great band name, hope all went well for you Greater
So who do we think is going?

Ok, so, the dog in the sidecar on the Cadbury's advert is the best thing of the night so far.

Hi noel. We need nicknames people for the new crew.

Greater ah, in that case good luck and may I say that Trans Vag Ultrasound would be an AWESOME name for a band!

I reckon Honey G and Freddie will be in the bottom 2, but in week one you can never tell.

Emma great minds!!

The trans vag scan is like an alien abduction probe up the foof. I am due one in around 10 days.

Greater

Noel

and yy

when we enter X Factor as the Mumnet group to end all groups, we will call ourselves Trans Vag Scan.

We will sing Death metal.

Noisy

Greater, wishing you lots of love and good luck! Bless ya.

Why are there only 2 groups with Louis? Has someone been kicked out already? All the others have 3 acts, it's kinda unfair that he only has 2.

who's the Scottish girl is that Emily, she might also be in the bottom 3

Raahh

One group was excluded following a DV claim

That's an awsome idea Rahh

Why is she Relley C?

Is there another Relley?

Oh I had that ultrasound when pregnant. It was very painful, so my sincere condolences to you.

Surely HoneyG is a bloke?

But don't they usually replace a contestant if one gets excluded?

Simon looks as if he has stuffed all of the cake into his cheeks.