Graham Norton show - Robbie Williams

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He is looking very botoxed smooth... and strangely like a young Ray Liotta?!

The oddest thing I foubd about RW's supposedly crazy experience was that the woman had a roll of selotape around her ear. Least I think that's what he said. Like she was wrapping presents and hung the tape on her ear to wank off some famous wally.

Have I got this right?

Robbie Williams just announced that this one time, he interrupted a lady wrapping a present so she popped the sellotape over her ear freeing her hand to wank him off?

I must say I'm quite glad I stuck to radio four this evening.

"some famous wally" RW headstone sorted

I have always thought he was a fucking arsehole some famous wally, even in the Knebworth days when he was apparently a national treasure. Glad other people have come round to my way of thinking.

Morrissey won't be pleased with this kind of talk!

No, no MorrisZapp that's my explanation for the sellotape roll around her ear. He was tell a story about waking up in a castle and there being a cleaner in the room who called him a pussy for wearing Calvin Klein boxers then offered to give him a wank.

However he said that she had a sell or ape aroung her ear and was listening to a cassette player on a strap (a walkman possibly?). Least I think he said something about a roll of tape.

How do you spell sellotape? My phone's playing silly buggers with it.

I'm not going to join in with slagging someone off for their looks or their weight, as I think that's pretty rotten.

But his song was awful. The lyrics were awful and pretty meaningless...like as long as they rhymed that was the main thing.

His 'dancing' looked really odd and he came across in his interview as really rather crass.

Not really his finest moment imo

What was with the Russianist backing band?

Always considered him a Pointless Muppet MargotLovedTom

RW woke up to find a "cleaner" in his room (he'd hired a castle). She noticed he had morning glory so offered to wank him off. He accepted. She did the deed and left.

Turns out there is no cleaner in the castle on that day, she was just a random local who'd popped in to pleasure him.

Never a big fan. Blue comments on Graham Norton are part of the fun, but that was truly attention seeking like he was FORCING an unnecessarily grim story, so he can be the memorable one.

Gross.

At least when Miriam Margoyles said she creamed her knickers it felt like natural speech - like it was what she would normally say.

This was try hard.

I'm in bed so just had a quick look on iPlayer and I think he looks a bit like a fat Richard Armitage around the mouth. I like how Justin Timberlake looks faintly contemptuous of him .

He is vile.

Fist bump Foxes

But the roll of tape around her ear. Did he say that?

I'd like to point out I've not commented on his looks or weight, I've only referred to him as a famous wally and a Pointless Muppet.

My god he's embarrassing. He's turned into his dad, a pub singer wannabe . Only he's got this huge platform to bore us all with his tedium.

I don't say this lightly. I once went to a concert of his and it was fantastic, one of the best live acts I'd ever seen. I'd bought the tickets for a friend (mega fan, unlike me who thought him a bit of a tit) who hadn't been able to go, so I took my brother instead. It was seriously good.

Bizarrely I didn't particularly like his music, I just went along because eBay and facebook weren't invented so I'd have wasted money otherwise.

Roll of tape was around the headphones, holding them in place.

Yup. Never got why he was considered so fantastic after he left TT and was signed as a solo artist for gazillions. Distnctly average voice, no other discernible talent, potato face, godawful laddish behaviour. Still a spoilt man-child, it seems. he must know where the bodies are buried, or sonething

Robbie Williams was big in the 90s.....he's still going. Not completely burnt out......bit of an arse but admirable that he is still on the go. Justin Timberlake looked awkward. Whole programme looked awkward in fact.

He looked like he was off his tits to me. His eyes looked weird and he was very twitchy.

I would concer that I felt Justin Timberlake didn't seem too enamored with him. The body language suggested lack of liking.

I also think that TT were and are utter shite.

They're embarrassing now - leave boybands in the 90's and go and enjoy your millions.

I do like that Rule the World song though

I was enjoying the line-up until RW came on.I thought JT did an admirable job of joining in, possibly to his detriment, with the fun/humour pre RW. He definitely sat there thinking "what a cockend" when RW took the limelight.

Anna Kendrick (I've no idea who she is) was really funny.

I thought he looked like he was on drugs too.

I have always had a irrational hatred For Robbie wiliams.

Angels makes me want to scream.