X FACTOR- Week 3. And Mel B might be back as a guest judge.

[Raahh]

Sherzy must have been off filming a yoghurt ad, or being a cat.

I have water and drugs, due to a 3 day migraine.(The low level headache of last weekend grew legs and horns). I think chopping off my head might be the best bet.

Starts at 8pm.

Which is not long...

Noisy Hugh is lovely. He's always missed.

Raahh

But, if they get chucked early this time, how many times will they come back?

That bloody apple head!

Too many returnees. Its not fair really ( being serious) ..
I hate mussels , creepy seafood ad.

Is she getting married?

This is not the show for opera.

Is she actually singing??

Eeek!

My dog has fled upstairs.

Yes? What are they on these judges?

She might be one of those we never see again.

it's the accountant

in jeans...

Top half accountant, bottom half builder

The opera lady just woke my DS!

Is he a drama teacher?

Nicole loves this.
Was funny though

He was terrible. Stop putting daft people through.

God we had the band from the Philippines last year

Nicole is so sweet. I would love to meet her.
I hope this one is good..

One bin bag.

Vair pretty lady though. Sorry that's not very feminist is it?

is she the 5th Bin bag?

Please don't put her through. We did this last year.

Bit shrieky, but she's beautiful. I know that's not a very feminist thing to say.

I think the opera screamer has made me deaf. She's all muffled

it's too shouty, too fast and as boring as everyone else who does Whitney.

Oh yes, the bin bag group! How could i have forgotten those poppets?