X FACTOR- Week 3. And Mel B might be back as a guest judge.

[Raahh]

Sherzy must have been off filming a yoghurt ad, or being a cat.

I have water and drugs, due to a 3 day migraine.(The low level headache of last weekend grew legs and horns). I think chopping off my head might be the best bet.

Starts at 8pm.

Which is not long...

Oh scary.

He's a better judge than singer.

They are starting with the rubbish one this week, aren't they?

Nancy, stay, we are more entertaining than the singers..

nancy

I only watch because of you lot!

Do they know each other? Is it like Blind Date?

My fuzzy head is confused. As usual

Huge hoops are back

Hah ha, Sharon was nearly sat on Mels knee. She couldn't lean further away from that bloke.

I must have a shocking memory, I don't remember any of the returnees

Ooh this one was good last year!

another returnee.

I do remember her though. Bizarrely, as I can't remember my own name.

I doubt Mrs O and Mel get on really. Too alike?

Her hoops are as big as her head

I listened to this song on repeat when I was dumped back in 2003-ish.

Happy memories!

Her earrings are scaring me though. They need little budgies swinging on them.

She's no Mary J Blige.

Squoosh

I do recall the hoops and storming off set. Its vague, but there.
She isnt that good. No more..ever

Yes I would imagine Mrs O and Mel both want to be the alpha shouty lady, I doubt if they like each other much

She is lacking the ooomph of Mary J. And should stop trying to be her.

But...but... all they have found is someone they thought was good last year.

Those apple heads. Grr

Boy band, girl band.. Yawn. I want an alien band.

her jeans have more rips than denim - is that really a nice thing?

Crop top and a mini skirt? She'll catch a chill in her kidneys.

She definitely got the 'ripped jeans are hot memo.