X FACTOR- Week 3. And Mel B might be back as a guest judge.

[Raahh]

Sherzy must have been off filming a yoghurt ad, or being a cat.

I have water and drugs, due to a 3 day migraine.(The low level headache of last weekend grew legs and horns). I think chopping off my head might be the best bet.

Starts at 8pm.

Which is not long...

Ooops! Thought my original 'not very feminist' post got lost haha!

Oh no not a bin bag! I just missed her, thankfully!

I bet she is hiding the other Binbags under her dress.

Doing it for the kids alert!

Whitney is too 80s, thats also a problem with her songs.
I didnt think she was that good tbh.
She is pretty though, leave Dermot alone ..

Love Nicole 'Usually their voices get tired towards the end' mercifully

This is scary already.

'Tart with a heart'

oh dear

She has better legs than me. But possibly a worse voice.

A burnt out tart

Creepy. They said YES?

That made me feel quite ill, really.

This years Wagner, give her bongo drums and a Kylie number.

Dear God.

Nice voice. He does look like he's trying to sing with an ice cube in his mouth though.

Can't wait for Heart-to-Tart to sing a big ballad.

Are they the Von trapps- he's got dozens of siblings.

I hate it when Simon calls women "chicks"

Liney, big band night, ballad night equals problems.

Shes a little Louise Johnson..

Fairy it's like it's still the 80s in Simon's head, clearly.

And his wardrobe Noisy

It's probably because my head feels like cotton wool, but everyone is SHOUTING

She is v like Louise and such shiney hair!

Wigan, concrete jungle where dreams are made of ..obviously

How old was Louisa Johnson when she won?

Stop shouting- that's what they are saying.

She doesn't look like a pop star. She looks 16

16? Did she do any singing after winning? I do not recall.