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X FACTOR- Week 3. And Mel B might be back as a guest judge.

418 replies

Raahh · 10/09/2016 19:32

Hmm Sherzy must have been off filming a yoghurt ad, or being a cat.

I have water and drugs, due to a 3 day migraine.(The low level headache of last weekend grew legs and horns). I think chopping off my head might be the best bet.

Starts at 8pm.

Which is not long...Grin

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Raahh · 10/09/2016 20:35

she has kidnapped James, hasn't she?

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Sunshineonacloudyday · 10/09/2016 20:35

Friends with benefits is on.

squoosh · 10/09/2016 20:36

I can see these two on a channel 5 documentary about inter-generational sexual shenanigans.

dillite · 10/09/2016 20:36

What the fuck is this? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?

Raahh · 10/09/2016 20:36

Ewww.

Ewwwwwwwwww.

It's like Same Difference, but ewww in a different way.

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The80sweregreat · 10/09/2016 20:36

Im sure Cheryl whatits will appear at judges fake houses round.
He looks stoned

NoisyBrain · 10/09/2016 20:37

That was....weird

squoosh · 10/09/2016 20:37

They're a ..........close family.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 10/09/2016 20:37

This is weirder!!

Raahh · 10/09/2016 20:37

Remember Kitten and the Hip? bald bloke who was in Freakpower ? That was all wrong too.

But not as wrong as this.

Er, they were nearly snogging.

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dillite · 10/09/2016 20:38

I feel dirty watching this. This is FUCKERY!

nancy75 · 10/09/2016 20:38

Headbanging in a wedding dress with your dad?? Give me strength

The80sweregreat · 10/09/2016 20:38

Dermie with his ' what are they like' ? Face.
Yes, why?

Raahh · 10/09/2016 20:38

Nooo! they said YES!

wtf?

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dillite · 10/09/2016 20:38

THEY ARE THROUGH? Why?

squoosh · 10/09/2016 20:38

I bet poor old mum gets pushed out of bed.

NoisyBrain · 10/09/2016 20:39

Oh my word.

Raahh · 10/09/2016 20:39

Eh? They are Henal Shenal?

They will split them up. Please split them up.

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NoisyBrain · 10/09/2016 20:40

I'm betting he's bad.

Raahh · 10/09/2016 20:40

Oh, He knows She Knows.

Still a shit name.

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nancy75 · 10/09/2016 20:40

what is he doing with his hands?

dillite · 10/09/2016 20:41

They will say yes to her and no to him and that will break their relationship and I will have an evil cackle.

Raahh · 10/09/2016 20:41

You can't really hear him.

Aww, Simon is smiling. Or it's wind.

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The80sweregreat · 10/09/2016 20:41

They are ok. I love this song. An Ed special song

NoisyBrain · 10/09/2016 20:41

Oh OK, not bad, but not as good as her