X FACTOR- Week 3. And Mel B might be back as a guest judge.

[Raahh]

Sherzy must have been off filming a yoghurt ad, or being a cat.

I have water and drugs, due to a 3 day migraine.(The low level headache of last weekend grew legs and horns). I think chopping off my head might be the best bet.

Starts at 8pm.

Which is not long...

She's not at all annoying.

What. The. FUCK???????

ooh, she's bouncy.

She's the dolphin whisperer.

Im dressed like this because im a nutter

Shame they couldn't give him a voice transplant

Plastic surgery...sure why not!

WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK?

So- this is the last one.

Good, or atrocious?

Good I reckon

Anyone that runs through the door like that is a wanker

I've got a bad feeling about this

yay- fish puns a go-go!

er- it's about Friday night, d'uh!

Why am I watching this? How did my life come to this?

Oh, I might have been wrong..

I bet this kind of thing was massive in Bulgaria in 2002.

It probably still is Squoosh...

dillite it could be worse, you could be watching and thinking it was good

If Black Lace were still going... this would be them.

Yep. Bad. Although, it kind of reminds me of the obscure stuff John Peel used to play reeeeaaally late at night on radio 1 that, post-pub, sounded amazing

It's like a Body Attack class.

Nicole is over-tired , bless her.

Its so funny im hyper ventilating !
He should go on BGT

Well, it cheered them all up.

It's quite catchy, actually.
Dry ice is Nicole's drug of choice, I think.

If he is the last one why are there still people in the waiting room?

Black lace! Yess, with its own dance too.
It could be huge this