Wimbledon 2016: Week Two.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Boring title; hope the tennis is better!

Juan You are such a self-sacrificial soul.

Imagining tennis players in bed is funny. I love Rafa, but I imagine sex towels and penis beakers lined up by the bed.

Fed definitely has monogrammed silk pj's. And Mirka is the boss.
They have separate beds, like George and Mildred.

I remember being devastated when Mac married Tatum O Neal. Are any of you old enough to remember Roscoe Tanner? He asked me and my friend out once. She was blonde and curvy and I wasn't - so I had my suspicions as to which one of us he was interested in!

Oh it's nothing Grouchy, really

Fed definitely has monogrammed silk pj's. And Mirka is the boss

I bet Stan is filthy.

I must stop now.

Tim Henman definitely keeps his socks on.

I'm several feet too short for most tennis players

I reckon Ernie (Gulbis) is fun . He's 27.

Tim Henman doesn't do sex surely ?

Space- oh definitely. His pj's will be proper posh one, with creases in all the right places. He never looked like a a player to me, more like a bank clerk.

Goran! How could I forget Goran! No socks there...

Goran would bring his racquet to bed and whip you with it!

Juan

Gosh - you lot are bringing out the worst in me. Or possibly it's the gin.

I love it when a thread descends into smut.

Who was the player who was around at the same time as Mats Wilander? Possibly also Swedish, and possibly also with a name beginning with an 'M'? Or a 'P'? Sorry, I realise I'm not giving you much to go on - I can see him but can't remember his name.

Anders Jarryd? Only that doesn't begin with P or M

Ooh Yannick Noah was another one I had a big crush on. It would probably be easier to list who I didnt fancy

Magnus something...

Fed will also wear a cravat, like Alexander Meerkat

No not him Raahh. It's really bugging ne

Miloslav Mecir!! Not Swedish at all!

Of the current crop, I don't envisage me ever being too busy to watch Dustin Brown play.

Mike Perform? Swedish player about 3 years older than Edberg and Wilander.

Does Henman's hair look dyed? He had a suspicious look of McCartney today...