Wimbledon 2016: Week Two.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Boring title; hope the tennis is better!

Tell us, NewCross!

Mine was Tommy Haas. He's so pretty.

But I'd rather have married beautiful cricketer Daniel Vettori. I still have a photo I got with him when I was 15.

In other news, I am delighted by the "half your age plus 7" rule. Rafa is 30, which makes him perfect for me. Plus, he has all that time freed up by not actually playing tennis much any more...

Does anyone ever idly speculate on what Novak or Rog might be like in bed? please don't say it's just me who wonders things like that

I'm not telling any of you who my tennis crush was as a teenager, because you will laugh me off the thread

Oh but you HAVE to!

Oh please tell us TheOnlyLiving, we're all friends here Would it help if I confessed to a crush on Nastase when I was about 15?

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Was it Andrew Castle?

I can't even work out what half my age +7 is. No brains.

Are there any pretty younger (mid-20s, I suppose) players these days? I can't think of any.

It is more embarassing than Andrew Castle! (weeps)

Not Novak or Rog no. But potentially some others ...

Raahh

I like Andrew Castle. And I'm not even joking. I'm so sorry ...

It is more embarassing than Andrew Castle! (weeps)

Not even possible

And I also find Stepanek strangely attractive! There - yours can't possibly be more embarrassing than that!

I'm just going to post this picture and then run. I am going on holiday for two weeks tomorrow so you will ALL have forgotten this by the time I get back

Oh that's not embarrassing at all. I had a crush on him too! And Becker. And McEnroe.

Oh Lendl was fair game back in the day... no shame there...

What about Jeremy Chardy Grouchy. He's handsome but he's 29 - is that too old?

Or Fognini but he's also 29 and newly married.

Nowt wrong with Lendl. I find his inscrutability rather enticing

Chardy totally makes it into my non-creepy age boundary. I'll look him up if Isner doesn't return my calls

Phew!

I look at him in Murray's box and think: what was I thinking?

Mind you, I think that about so many of my 80s heroes. Only Michael Praed and Morten Harket have really stood the test of time.

Martin Klingon isn't too bad either . Think I may have found a way to while away Friday evening ... All for Grouchy of course.

Oh, I liked lendl. He had very tight shorts

Lendl's thighs were impressive.

Juan Chardy is gorgeous. And only 4 years younger. Now I know who to watch.

I find Simon very attractive but he's too old for Grouchy. And I'm too old for him

Oh, Morten ....

Got totally excited at the prospect of becoming Mrs SpaceUnicorn Lopez until I noticed that he selfishly married a model last year

Nowt wrong with Lendl. I find his inscrutability rather enticing

That's it, exactly.