Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

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Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

I looked at the Osmonds on wiki the other night - the late Mr and Mrs Osmond senior have about 50 grandchildren

Ah here, he's annoying me now with his Russian recipes, shortbread and cheese, never heard the like of it.......HeartsTrump send the smelling salts back this way

I make gorgeous shortbread, completely unhealthy, butter and sugar by the truck load

Oooof sounds good ellen!

They're called syrniki apparently - those Rusian cottage-cheese pancakes. Send some of your shortbread this way, would you, ellen, please? Sounds bloody gorgeous

My dad orders asks me for it on a regular basis squoosh, and ds1 and friends seem to rock up just as its ready

I want shortbread. Not that weird Russian shit though, butter sugar flour-boom.

I'm with Jimmy, load up the cheese!

Thanks ellenanora, that was a close one

If Gleb can make water boil faster, he'll deserve a Nobel prize

No problem Halsall

Spreading shortbread joy is a noble calling ellen!

Can we get you to set up a mail-order business ellen? I'll reciprocate with brownies if required

The cajun chicken looks nice!

Jimmy and his aaah burr jean

Athletes need carbs guys, not piddly portions of pasta

He needs to get out more if he thinks cheese is an unusual twist.

It's a deal Halsall, I like a thin shortbread, bout 2cms, but others like a chunkier version to dunk, so I'll need a specifics spreadsheet ( just made that up)

I love brownies, anyway they come, but no peanuts, poxy allergy

Anyone who watched Strictly will be at the thought of a Gleb Special

You know in Canada we call ice hockey "hockey" and if we mean what people here call hockey, it's "field hockey". Field hockey is a women's game. It's still even after 13 years here to see men playing it.

I forgot the face there

I was a great (field) hockey player. Go for the ankles is my advice.

2cm of shortbread sounds deeeeeelish ellen. My brownies contain no nuts, just indecent amounts of chocolate

Gregg had a slightly aroused expression on his face as she was brandishing the cassava

Sounds fab Halsall