Join the I Hate Kirsty and Phil Club right here!

[expatinscotland]

Who else thinks they talk like they have something shoved up their noses?

Or finds Phil a poncey, insipid waste of space and Kirsty a Sloaney cow?

couldn't agree more!!

Not sure which one annoys me the most actually.

I like them. It's funny when Kirstie gets cross. She has some spectacular footwear too.

Kirstie-whatever.

She looks like shit.

Has she heard of an invention called a comb?

A colour blind person could chose clothes better.

Phil.

Well, at least he doesn't have the uncombed hair problem .

He just reminds me of a wussy boy.

how very dare you!!!!!!I love them both I want them to adopt me

I'm in, a pair of numpties.

its KIRSTIE

thats how dd2's name is spelt too so am v fussy about it

Kirstie looks like she picks up whatever she finds laying on the floor, sniffs it, and then puts it on.

She must have used nepotism to get that job.

Phil.

Where to start?

He makes Hugh Grant seem manly.

A Sloaney moo w/a Scottish name.

Hugh is manly he picks up hookers and everything

i love kirstie and phil

so ner

Hookers? Yeah, rent boys more like.

Those accents.

And their pitiful attempts at humour.

Is that supposed to be banter going on between them?

Cuz I've heard better between two hens clucking at each other.

LOL-EIS you do make me larf.

My mum's friend's dd is on contestant's row on Deal or No Deal at the moment she lives in NP's neck of the woods

'Ooooo, Phil. Rally. Do grow a pair! Haahaahaa.'

hate is a strong word expat

Yes, but it's such a good one.

A bit like the c-word.

I also hate Oprah and her Church, Nate the Naff decorator from hell, 'Friends' and that fella on Grey's Anatomy who all these wifeys find sexy, but he's got a face like a well-skelpt erse. What's his face? Can't mind his name the now.

What about Ugly Betty then Expat?

She's deliberately made up to look fugly, Fimbo.

Kirstie's not ugly, she just looks like she went through the spin cycle on a washing machine and sounds like she's got a permanent head cold.

Sorry misread your last post, I thought you were talking about shows you hate.

I am on the fence with Ugly Betty

Oh, I've only seen Ugly Betty twice.

Not enough to tell just yet.

I think Vanessa Williams/Wilemenia is brilliant in her role!

AND still incredibly gorgeous.

Yes I agree. Really mixture of accents in it too. Ashley Jensen makes me feel homesick!

DH heard her and cried out, 'I think that's a real Scotswoman!'

The programme is past irs sell by date. Even Kirstie and Phil look weary of it.

I like Kirstie but am not so keen on Phil.

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