Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!

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Here is next thread ready for us!

The piece of cow does look delicious, though.

Yes, it was a bit jurassic dinosaur egg wasn't it..

Dp has just come in to watch it for a second and declared "they are ALL going to have the shits after this"

Think that sums this all up nicely!

Waiting to see if Billy ever attempts egg yolks again...

Agree re cinders!! Plenty here - for free

I bet they're bloody glad they've reached pud stage !

I'd like to try Stuart's as well I think...

That jelly looks like a piece of raw salmon in milk.

I'll stick with my ice cream & lemonade.

Queen Your DH talks sense!

Turd alert

He just admitted it looks like poo!

That chocolate thing is surely 💩💩💩💩💩💩?

My dog produces those piles every day.

Chef seems nice though.

I wonder if they put all this food in front of actors for a reason. I mean, it's their job isn't it. They could have literally put a turd on a plate and then they'd have to sit there and exclaim "oooooh yum! A delight for all the senses!!"

Yes he seems pleasant. Let us please leave this surreal world now and get back to some proper cookin' !

DH is a trucker - he says the only thing that would impress him is if they did a full English and got it to him within 15 mins piping hot and freshly cooked ... With a big cup of tea

I'd like to see them with a mystery box or one ingredient they all had to use. They have had far too much free choice (compared to Australian masterchef that I love!)

Can see his point - that is actually pretty difficult to do!

Wow Juanita. It's always the quiet ones.

Mmmm. Full English. Must have that for dinner one night this week.

Mum of 4 cooking a pudding inspired by Eleanor Roosevelt. WTF?

Jane not just a mum of 4 then

Have they got to have a theme? Haven't worked out the connection between pineapple and Elinor Roosevelt, apart from a daft explanation.

Good on her I'm not just a mum of four