Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!

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Jane the simpering (read fucking annoying) SAHM needs a bra intervention!

Ha! Still trading on 'mum of 4' credentials

Even my dog was unimpressed - he's just gone and thrown in the kitchen.

I bet it looked like that main course Soup

Pigs blood and chocolate sauce??? WTAF?!

The kitchen sink by Jack

Billy has got to go right

Pig blood and chocolate sauce!!! Ugh!!

Surely winning isn't about 329 techniques on the plate... ridiculous !

Oh Jack I'm not sure now is the time for this however if he pulls it off will be incredible I'm sure

Almost exactly like the main course, yes.

Xpost - sorry - slow typing. But really????

This has jumped the wankiness shark.

So it's all about the story, natch. I'd be interested to know how the timings all work here. They obviously have to work out which film genre/artist/chemist/FLOTUS they're 'inspired' by, and work out the menu, and practise, but that can't have happened immediately after the Old Vic gig.

What's the time-frame?

Tiresome watching all this tricky unmoulding

All going wrong for Stuart...can he bring it back

Goodness only knows Halsall I'm still getting over prawn brains.

Just no. Not blood and chocolate.

Am I not the only one a little bit in love with Billy. I bet he has women falling over themselves to get near him and I bet he is clueless about it too.

Juanita's dish is making me feel ill. It's so gory.

Juanita 's looks great

Yes he's lovely Twinkie

Ooh clash of opinions kiwi! 😀

I think Juanita hit the brief yummy food but with a creative/ themed edge!

I think Jane said so far 6 months so far but I didn't quite get it. Must be at least a couple of weeks since last gig