Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!

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Here is next thread ready for us!

Why all ladies for tasting? Is that just me being pedantic?

Lot of fibbing....

Samantha Bond is cracking me up.

It is obviously lovely!

oh god my imagination is in overdrive, thought she was barbecueing green locusts there

Samantha Bond is making the mistake of reacting like a normal person to this menu of horror

Feel sick. Are they going to cook proper food later?

....do you want salt and vinegar on that?.....

I also thought they were locusts

Juanita has done a good job keeping on top of the dish.

They are all off for a kebab on the way home

I'm sure it tastes something special but honest to god, it looks HORRIBLE.

It looks like bits of shredded car tyre

Copper things - gets in to your fillings

It is ‘interesting’ Hmm

He's keen on that BBQ.

Glad it wasn't just me Blue! Yes they are cooking proper grub later

Splat painting al la thee year olds

Those egg shells look like the aforementioned locusts have hatched from them.

Billys all a-ttemble

Tremble

Actually that looks more like a massive bird shit

I thought they were very small green frogs

What the hell is it with sodding egg yolks this series?

Not sure why they bothered to make "smoked bread cinders"

They could've come to mine and tipped my toaster upside down

Interesting fact - That barbecue is the same as VictoriaB bought DavidB for his 41st birthday yesterday, I'e seen a display of them, they are about £4,000