Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!

[Roussette]

Here is next thread ready for us!

Don't think I would like any of these dishes, certainly couldn't eat the first one

And all the guests will end up with black teeth!

Apparently his food tastes amazingly good. According to the judges (who don't pull their punches) and other contestants on the Great British Menu. I suspect that blindfold and without advance information is the only way I'd cope.

Apart from the fish & chips; I'm curious about that.

I notice no one is perving over this sleb chef a la Squoosh/Marcus.

I love prawns. But cooked. Call me old fashioned.

This is properly rank isn't it?

Yes I think Michael can pull off incredible bizarre dishes with incredible flavours but doubt we will see that tonight... just got to enjoy comedy value of it all!

Ah the cinders isn't actually burnt toast

Lol at ‘just making the cinders now’ That is my DH’s BBQ technique right there!

I'm just a pleb. I like different things I like good food too, but it ain't for me

I am with you there Roussette

Wha t have these poor actors done to deserve this??!

Compulsory luvvie section now

I am looking forward to seeing them all sitting there smiling with black teeth!!!

He used to look like this if that does it for anyone

Signature potato custard😄

Potato custard!!!??? Shit a brick that sounds rank

I'm confuzzled. Is Jack pud or main.

Thinking of baked potatoes made into cream, as you do

I make a mighty fine (if I say so myself) flourless lemon drizzle cake using mash. But I draw the line at potato-based custard

Bleedin' Norah, Queen! I'm a bit speechless at that pic!

Mumof4 has to squeeze brains out now

Sea urchin bollockese?

They are expecting spag Bol.... Poor fuckers

Prawn brains with sea urchin bollocknaise doesn't appeal.

Oooh, never serve a raw head

I have prepared prawns lots, and that's the bit you throw away. It's brown sludgy and vile