Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!

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Jesus Christ I am gipping .... Boak....

One of his plates looked like a gull had shat on a roof!!

And for our first course, raw prawn with warm brain juice and seafood bollocks!!

Interesting to see Jack on desert

Evening everyone, we're only back from therapy, so just going to sort ds2 out for the night, ds1 is working so can't help so I might be a while, but I've paused and I'm sorry to say that looks rank so far

Catch you all later

And his hair is just "wow"

My dh said "he's gonna get his gonads handed to him on mn"
Smears are so last year-it's splatters all the way.

Poo on a plate!!

What fresh hell is this?

Turd pudding with baked potato cream. Yum!

I thought Stuart was trying not to be sick. Then it turned to ecstasy.

Are we sure Pat Sharp hasn't been reincarnated?

But the purple, bashed metal, potato pudding looks rank.

It's a fucking turd

Evening ellen, join us later. You're in for a treat. Or a trauma, whichever you prefer.

It's got a tinfoil hat

Just as well they're serving actors - they'll all be well skilled in fake protestations of lovieness

You can't pay me to eat there.

I'd rather have sou vide chocolate fondant with rhubarb threesome.

Hi ellen sounds like a good move to me, it's all a bit yuk.

Yes to seagull splatter! The pud was passable. Just

Raw prawns, brains, urchin bolognese

Finished by a turd shaped chocolate covered in tin foil

Errr, no thanks

I am usually salivating but i am actually boaking.

Ooh edible papier mache. Yum.

Condoms!
Dh also says he's a Keith lemon character.

Are those air dried udders?

Looks like a row of nipples being dried with a hairdryer, as you do

Those balloons look like goat udders. I'm surprised they aren't.

Though a little part of me is afraid I'm like one of those plebs who sneered at Vivienne Westwood or Tracy Emin😕

Chocolate tempering is a 'mare at the best of times.