Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!

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Here is next thread ready for us!

oh god confit quails egg. Knew we couldn't escape that

Ooh I think it will be Billy to go as well

Stuart has a bit of a Hapsburg jaw going on under that beard, methinks

Welcome home Ellen

Confit egg yolks again. What is with them? Have the producers challenged them to use them or something?

Not impressed with anyone's plan thus far.

Beardy looks a bit like peter on dragons den. But dim

I like Stewart. He seems a decent sort of chap, always cheering the others on nd up for a hug.

Pigeon and a deep rich sauce may work well. Very iron-y though

the thread was an AIBU to fancy John Torode. Then others came on talking about fancying Greg (without the extra 'g') and his sex noises. I need therapy I tell ye

Read and weep

Thanks everyone, I'm here on my own, so I'm indulging in an ice cold beer or two, ds1 is at work and ds2 has gone to my parents, they are so good with him and manage him great, my dad is going to teach him chess, and feed him junk all evening

Guinea-fowl in half-mourning ahahahahahahahahaha

Ooh the jack thing looks nice

Jane is playing it safe

Stop it redux

I'd love to be a critic sitting there scoffing. Just sayin'

Fancy Gregg ?

That sounds like a lovely evening ellen you enjoy

I think pretty Billy might have reached his peak.

Charles !!!

William Sitwell - Jacks sensible older brothrr

What's that Guinea fowl thing he's doing, I was typing and missed it

Rousette That thread was terrifying. I had to eat an entire block of chocolate to get over it.

I doubt William Sitwell is as cuddly in real life as Rayner was saying.

Yes actually pom pom ( takes liberties

Reduction looks oily