Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!

[Roussette]

Here is next thread ready for us!

No no no. Masterchef bingo all over

A mountain in the Australian outback?

Eat yer dinner and gimme a break Willy.

Sitwell, I admire you.

Grouchy I get you. I turned to

"presumably deer have met pomegranates before"

Peter Griffin and the Count of Monte Cristo are in the house!

Yes, Billy, brussels sprouts are not like lettuce.

Is this too wanky for its own good or really rather good?

Poor old Charles Campion is the only person who wasn't lusted after on that other thread.

Jack's food just always looks so skilled

What was the name of that awful woman who used to be a critic, she would rip them to shreds.

I'm going to read those threads after this

squoosh I wonder why! hahahaha

Kate Spicer, she was a proper vinegar tits.

Jack's a contender. Definitely.

I fecking love croquettes. I might have to make some this weekend. My MW has put me on an all I can eat and drink diet so these would fit right in with that.

Boy done good (again)

Gregg 'ya nailed it mate' to Jack

Christ, Gregg Wallace, the master of stating the bleedin' obvious

I can say hand on heart I am never going to confit an egg yolk

Me neither Roussette

Sitwell is such a tit-well.

Thanks squoosh, that was her, horrible woman, vinegar indeed

I want Jauanita to win but I reckon Jack will

Charles has mellowed over the years

Bit worried for Juanita.

Those scallops frying in the pan look amazing.

"my concerned face"

Cauliflower shaved looks wrong