Masterchef - off we go again!

[Roussette]

Here we are!

I am in.

Oh god the rotund one is grinning a lot tonight

Whipped lardo. Lovely. Shovel that pork fat

Just had to look up whipped lardo - had never heard of it. Obvs not a proper foodie

Bleeding 'eck... Stuart is very red in the face

Oh yes do Rousette, round off the curry nicely

Hi Halsall, how's things with you, hope your wifi holds on a bit

I think if Gregg stood so close to me grinning like that I would have to give into the urge to thump 40 shades of green out of him

Ah, we've been missing a good '3 ways' this series.

Me either Bluejug, I don't want to know, it sounds weird

ellen yes Gregg also states the obvious all the time, it does give me the Grage...

!!!!! she was looking into his eyes!!!!

Waves at ellen

Gregg? 40 Shades of Green?

Greggs new catch phrase 'when you're good, you're very very good'

She said she was looking into Marcus's eyes. - (didn't she? Or did I mis-hear that?)
And they have all got more make up on today - or am I imagining that?

I do not like fruit with my meat at all, Liz seems to have a lot of it for the pork

In the olden days we used to call a bonbon a faggot. Just saying.

If he follows that up and when your bad your very very bad and winks and licks his lips I swear I will chuck my dinner up Pomegranete

Pleased for Liz - I like her.

I have a totally unfounded dislike of Jen because she looks like my frankly batshit sil. (Looks like a mouse But would stab you sideways)
Grouse! Fuck me, partridge is bad enough, but grouse! He looks like the type of cunt that likes shooting things.
Right off bandwagon. That in my Dh's words is a Sunday fucking dinner.
No Gregg no dancing.

Halsall I was trying to be polite and not say forty shades of shite

Blimey. cauliflower five ways if I've counted right!

Oh no Juanita.
Frangipani. Boak.

ellen don't hold back in my account

Liked Juanita's dish though.

The only way to eat cauliflower is when it's covered in cheese sauce

That brownie looks delish