I am appalled at people clambering to perv over MY MARCUS! Clear off the lot of ya, and go perv at Ainsley Harriott instead. Marcus does not appreciate your attentions. He told me so when I checked on him in the basement half an hour ago. Took me ages to get the padlock open.
Last night's restaurant chef was so much nicer than the twonk from Wednesday night. See, twonky chef from Wed, it doesn't take much to be pleasant and supportive.
Delighted (but a bit surprised) that Pedro went. Eggs and mushrooms on toast indeed. Ugh, you ain't no Heston. You're more look like Chico from ye olden X Factor.
I think the Manchester woman will go next. Everything she cooks seems to be a posh version of a Sunday lunch. It all looks nice, but a bit samey.
Love the younger girl who looks like a Pixar mouse, such an endearing face. Like most of them actually.