Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Sod it

Hahaha four that shall be his name from now on!

Cae acts like this is his destiny/. I really want him to fail epically at the next stage.

How did he get through with that shite gnocchi???

Kai seems to be constantly exhaling huge bursts of breath through clenched lips

Smuggy McSmugface!

I am desperate for him to Kai. I would like to sabotage his soil, and bugger up his sous vide.

Another episode tomorrow blimey!

Arse.
Oh Marcus is on 2.

Oooh hot guy on tomo

See you tomorrow.

Hold on .......Marcus on BBC4.

Ooh sorry, is it spelt /spelled Cae? thought he seemed too old to be a trendy Kai

I heartily concur with sticking pins in Cae. Well, in his cockle velouté anyway. I quite like Altitude Man though, don't gnocc him.

Chris Altitude looks like Jason Manford. Prof Cai has got a stitched up mouth and looks like Beeker (?) from the Muppets

Dhruv is back tomorrow, he's my favourite ever winner

Kai is a twat, bet he'll go far just too piss us off, I liked steak lady and liver man so I'm sorry he's gone

I love Dhruv too, best winner ever.
I was tired last night, i realise I went rather "lookist" in my last post!

So what's the favourite for Bullshit Bingo - Masterchef edition . Sous vide seems to falling out of favour so the front runners tonight seem to be chocolate soil , jus,foam (why not just spit over the food and save all the fuss) and fisted potatoes (sounds more like a sex act) I'm looking forward to tonights prog , will it be beetroot three ways , burned cauliflower or will sous vide make a late come back . Back here on planet earth I'm just about to make cottage pie for dinner with a Oxo jus or should that be a reduction ?

Jus is so last season though

Definitely chocolate soil, fisted potatoes sounds plain rude

I think we need a ballotine, and fondant potatoes

And a quenelle (which is just being clever with two spoons)

I need more of JohnT eating with his mouth open and Greg acting like a gurning twat. Masterchef is my chance for ridicule

I'm not getting caught out tonight, I've my snacks already prepared (well I went to the shop and bought loads of rubbish )

I have a family share pack of rancheros (all mine) cheesy crackers, galaxy ripple and a few beers, so I'm all set to watch Dhruv the cooking

I did have an big Lindt easter bunny a friend bought for me.

It's gone

We need four quenelles! Evening all. Had my tea and now ready to be amazed.

I might be a bit picky tonight as I'm full from fish 'n chips!

Joe is 78, good on him!

Evening all!

Awww Joe. Is it wrong that I want to give him a cuddle?

Hi Rousette, yep fair play to Joe, 78 and still working full time!

Just a chocolate brownie?!