EASTENDERS GOSSIPERS HERE

[Blondeshavemorefun]

YET AGAIN A NEW THREAD IS NEEDED

So we now finally know about les/claudette secret

gavin has done a runner

max is still banged up while nutty bobby roams the square looking for his next victim

what happened to kat/alfie, and his brain tumour and her secret long lost twin of zoe

stacey secret key

where is charlie

what happens to Dean

and most of all who is the father of staceys baby

add any other plots we have forgotten

[ChimpyChops]

Thanks south east, will watch later on my laptop, wonder why it isn't om iplayer on catch up though! :/ Ah well, as long as I can see it. Thanks! :)

[YouCantBeSadHoldingACupcake]

Denise started working at the minute Mart to cover for Shabnam after she lost her baby. Not sure why she is still there

[notquitehuman]

Thank goodness Stacey finally revealed that Martin isn't the father. Now let's hope it doesn't come out with a receding ginger hairline...

[CFSsucks]

Oh look, the baby isn't Martin's. Next revelation, probably at the wedding, is that it is Kush's. Stacey never slept with anyone else, although they didn't show that she and Kush actually slept together. I don't think they intended them to but now they are rewriting the story just so it can be yet another 'who's the daddy' and make more misery for Shabnam. This storyline has really really fucked me off. Shabnam lost her baby, a boy as well and now her fiance is supposed to have fathered a baby with her best friend. It ruins Shabnam's very well done storyline.

[CFSsucks]

I don't think it's the hairline you need to worry about. It's going to be bloody obvious when it's born that it isn't Martin's.

[MagpieCursedTea]

I'm still hoping for the ginger receding hairline rather than a Kush baby.
Although Dean would be a likely one, it would tie a few storylines together.

[SoupDragon]

I think that if its Kush, that might stop me watching EE.

I think Dean is very unlikely. There was never a hint of any kind of reconciliation after they'd split up was there?

[MagpieCursedTea]

I have a terrible memory, I didn't think the gap between their break up and her pregnancy was that long.
I'll go back to Max as my main contender.

[SoupDragon]

December apparently. Someone further down the thread looked it up :)

[MagpieCursedTea]

Well time flies when you're distracted trying to work out Les's secret, Lucy's killer, Kathy's reappearance and how many people can live in a shed

[LineyReborn]

I've been working out how many people-involved-in-a-death there are living on the Square. I looked it up. Dot's got two under her belt so far (Ethel before Nick.)

Ronnie. Ben. Bobby. Martin. Abbie. Stacey. Roxy.

If you include the mowings-down by cars.

The rest of the Square are either shielding them or shagging them.

How are they not all in therapy? All the time??

[MagpieCursedTea]

Who has Roxy bumped off?

[LineyReborn]

She crashed into Emma.

It was tampered with by Nick Cotton, though.

[LineyReborn]

The car.

[LineyReborn]

And then there's all the ones who aren't in it any more. Janine was fairly lethal, to put it mildly. Johnny Allen too.

Pauline and Den were murdered. Arthur died of injuries. Ethel got euthanised by Dot.

May and Stella topped themselves.

And as for Lucas.

And didn't Frank mow Tiffany down?

[MagpieCursedTea]

Bet life insurance is pretty pricey if your address is Albert Square!

[LineyReborn]

Indeed. Not a cheap actuarial table, that one.

[SinisterBumFacedCat]

What's annoying about the incredibly long slow storylines is it takes ages to lead up to one big reveal and then they forget about it in a couple of programs (Christine who?). There seems to be a lot of retrospective rewriting of storylines that don't in anyway match what happened at the time (Stacy and Kush didn't shag, they both would have been much more remorseful and tortured at the time, plus the Shabbam having a one night stand with Dean conveniently off the square, Vincent's and Gavin's whole family being photoshopped into the past). It's seems like they are doing it more with the characters that have returned, Stacy, Cat, Sharon, taking old established history's and reworking them to fit storylines. Why not just give the storylines to new characters? Also the storylines that get forgotten, Ryan must have been peering from that shrubbery in the park for 2 Years now! I can pretty much guarantee the the Libby/Chelsea mystery will never be mentioned again.

[TheDietStartsTomorrow]

Shit. It's going to be Kush's. Oh shit.

I don't think I can bear Shabnams pain.

[ChipsandGuac]

I thought Kush and Stacy DID shag. I'm sure I remember that happening but may have imagined the whole thing!

[SinisterBumFacedCat]

No they just kissed for a bit and then stopped and looked guilty.

[AGnu]

There was one episode that finished on Stacey/Kush kissing & removing jackets but the next episode started with them springing apart & insisting they couldn't do it. Every time we saw them kiss it ended the same way, I'm sure. Normally if EE want to imply people have had sex then they either flop onto a sofa, fumble their way to a bedroom & shut the door or are seen dressing together afterwards. I really hope it's not Kush's.

Just read a spoiler about a different long-running storyline on Digital Spy, for anyone who's interested.... It's pretty well advertised on there at the moment. I dislike the new DS format though.

Anyone else think Ronnie looked like a wicked witch stirring her cauldron when she was making her toffee apples? Blatantly poisoned - poor Roxy!

[SoupDragon]

Ronnie is so not the sort of person who would make toffee apples!

I don't think the baby can be Kush's as they are making it obvious that it is his. If that makes sense!

[Optimist1]

Could someone explain why Linda's Mum is being so vile to Whitney?

[MagpieCursedTea]

I was going to ask the same question about Linda's Mum and Whitney, it's really weird!