Don't tell the bride

[mrsdavidbowie]

Oh I love this. Never seen it before.
The bride sounds like Caroline Ahearne in the Royle. Family.

I bet she could have had her pick of blokes, seriously punching.
My buttocks are contracting with the awfulness of it all!!!

This makes the Vegas wedding look lovely

Oh God! It gets worse! And they'll be kicked off the ship in a minute

No wonder the other best man dropped out

She's lovely.

There are only about 12 guests! She is so lying about enjoying it, brave face time.
He's a wanker.

No wonder the best man pulled out

That was definitely worse than the Vegas one. At least he did a vaguely ok reception and wedding once she was there. This one was a car crash from start to finish.

Twelve people dressed up 80's style does not make a wedding.

£14,000 on that. The least fun wedding ever.

Was just about to post that this was worse than the Vegas one!

I think in Vegas once bride got over her (understandable) upset about half her family not being there, it was actually quite a nice wedding.

Watched one a few weeks ago where they had their wedding on Muscle Beach...again, bride not initially impressed, but reception etc lovely.

This one was a car crash. It felt a bit like we were witnessing her realising that her DH was a complete knob (something I suspect her mum and others, including the absent best man, realised a while ago). Poor woman.

Did the ex best man have a bust up with the groom?

Well done him if he did.

OMG Frank Spencer for your wedding. 12 bored guests alone in a theatre for 600. Bride who clearly does everything in that relationship including tie groom's shoelaces despite being 100x more attractive.

Worst wedding ever.

14 grand plus to get married in a cabaret lounge with a naff cake (I did lol at the cake bride's huge boobs) and a handful of guests trotting around in an empty room that looked like an airport departure lounge.

I'd be so disappointed.

The very idea of being stuck on a coach with Frank Spencer is nearly as bad as being stuck on a cruise ship with him!

Why was it on a cruise ship in Italy? I missed the start.

It was easily the worst one yet, poor woman

As Frank Spencer impersonators!?!

That groom was appalling and nasty IMO. Didn't seem to show any remorse for the way he treated his partner, family and friends, only crocodile tears for himself. Creepy show and that bit at the end when he said "she's mine mine mine mine".

Watched it at the gym and everyone, even the brawny blokes hogging the weights, were

Is that the town where they live now? If so that's possibly the most interesting thing to ever happen there!!!!

I would love to know how many couples who have done DTTB are now divorced.