Don't tell the bride

[mrsdavidbowie]

Oh I love this. Never seen it before.
The bride sounds like Caroline Ahearne in the Royle. Family.

Oh dear don't see a happy ever after here

Just come down to find it on, are they getting married at the Odeon

I used to go to that cinema in my young days. I remember that back row

Classy swig of Pepsi! Will they throw popcorn instead of confetti?

Awful bridesmaids.
I would have stayed in the limo and gone to the pub

She should have worn the dress he's chosen - it was a better fit and more elegant. Can't believe the histrionics from the daughters over the dress.

The bridesmaids look miserable. I wonder if there is more to it with them

Two faced snake (the bridesmaid)!! Apparently he's done a good job now, after moaning about him non-stop....

All that 'he's finally showed us he loves her and we can trust him'

'You can't get much more family than that'

Apart from actually being family?

That's his daughter I think!

I didn't like this one at all, but he seems to have made his money stretch a long way

Hold the phone - did the preview of next week show the groom making the bride overcome her fear of flying...on her wedding day?!

Oh my god the ex wife was at the wedding? Wonder if bride was the OW. It'd explain all the stuff about trusting him.

£14k for that? I'd be gutted. Weren't the daughters a pair of utter bitches too.

I was wondering where all the money went. It can't cost much to hire the cinema for a couple of hours.

The daughter is a complete wagon.

There was no food, no flowers, shit venue, second hand dresses with borrowed jewellery..and weatherspoons for the hen.

I could have done that for about £600.

It was 14k wasn't it? Not £14.

(My own wedding cost less than £2k for anyone who thinks I'm being a snob)

How do they get it so wrong with the money ?

Did anyone else notice how the girl in the car was wearing her seatbelt (when they drove to look at that billboard thing)? It wasn't over her shoulder but went round under her boob! Most odd (and illegal?)

the shop man was lovely wasn't he, not that they deserved it.
the dress he picked was definitely better and it fit her better. I'd have worn the dress he picked.

They were determined to hate it, whatever it was. Little witches!
Yes shop man was lovely and I loved his defence of his shop.

The man in the dress shop was lovely, wasn't he? Very kind, very dignified. And so was Jackie - far too good for him. I agree with everyone questionning where the money went - must have all gone on the Odeon

It makes much more sense to rent wedding dresses really doesn't it?

My dress was £560. I absolutely adored it and I think it looked fabulous but it's in the bin now as my cat pissed all over it the box it was in under my bed when she was a kitten and ruined it. I wish I'd bought it from oxfam.. Or given it to oxfam!