TOWIE - only way is Marbs

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Whoop. One of my fav trashy shows is back tonight

Who will be watching ?

Not a joke I don't think. Hmm, bar a couple of them, too many egos out of control

The Wrights come across as a very unappealing family: egotistical, pushy... is it possible to have NPD at family level, rather than individual level?

Lauren Goodger though was a nightmare. Mark Wright called her out on her behaviour and I think he was right. How does she make a living these days, apart from a small fee for a column where she constantly alludes to her long-gone relationship with Mark. Seriously, how does she earn her money??

Jess is cold. Dan E said she was no fun, before him Ricky Rayment said she drained the joy out of life and now Pete is about to find the same. Good luck with that....!

You don't expect a great singer for your wedding though - right? So, Arg might be able combine tv fame and being able to sing a little to get a few bookings.

It has got to better than making your living from doing guest appearances at nightclubs (especially if you are a recovering alcoholic!). Lydia should get out now though... if she marries him, her life will be very difficult.

There does seem to be a Wright family issue with personality.

There was an article in the mail about Joey Essex and his income. They do very nicely it seems.

Gemma is quite scary when she pits on the fake smile.

I think the Chloe and Jake relationship is real.

Love it from Lockie 'maybe I underplayed it but it was to protect Danielle' ... Yes, right ....

Jess is very very two-faced, where was her girl code when flirting with Pete ??? But I do think Pete has probably had a lucky escape from Verity, she's definitely a bit of a bunny boiler telling him she loves him after 2 weeks and asking him why he was flirting after knowing her 'all this time'. I don't think Pete will come back next series, he seems too normal for these people.

This might be a little snobbish, but I was surprised that Lockie knew a word like "underplayed" and was able to use it in context!

How does she make a living these days, apart from a small fee for a column where she constantly alludes to her long-gone relationship with Mark. Seriously, how does she earn her money??

She has a brand called 'Lauren's Way' how well it does, I don't know, although, there was an article about 2 years back saying that the company was making very little money.

I thought it was hilarious Lockie saying that about Arg only being bothered about what the wrights think!!

It's true though!

Oh for sure!