TOWIE - only way is Marbs

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Whoop. One of my fav trashy shows is back tonight

Who will be watching ?

Poor Georgia.

Poor Fearne for her ability to say what everyone is thinking in the very worst, most foot and entire leg in mouth, sort of way. I think Fearne is spot on about Georgia and Vommy, but is she sponsored by the Ministry for Tactless Gobshites or what? She is actually pushing Georgia closer to the angry little bellend.

Arg's impression of Lockie and Elliot squaring up was hilarious (was that a week or two ago?)

Oh of course GC never invented GC did she...... doh!

Haha she so did. Every time she refers to herself in the third person I scream internally. Massive cringe.

The GC and Gemma Collins both have massive issues...

Liked Pete standing up to Lewis Bloor. Can't stand him.

GC is now burnt in the bin

Gemma did invent the GC - From What I read in my gossip mag that gc Gemma is back on towie. So can only be a week she's banned from it

Lewis has got a lovely body !!!!

Omg!! GC! What a cunt!

So the GC is back

Did BOBBIE actually stand up for his self as usually he is Gemma's lap dog

Was the drink thrown at him or is the drink that she threw and got the producers and he ban

What does Chloe see in jake? Why does she keep going back there

Tho could say the same for Lydia and arg

That row at the end was good. Gemma is such a dick, bringing Bobby into the row to take the heat of herself - she always does that.

Chloe and Jake are such losers. Grow up and move on from each other. Why does Chloe remind me of a brickie? I think it's the way she talks and her short neck? God know what she sees in that misogynistic little twerp anyway.

Danielle seems to be really playing games!

GC was a dick. She shouldn't have dropped Bobby in the shite. That said, he immediately dropped 'that farkin Chloe Sims' right in it - so he aint much better! And he actually did do a very poor impression of the Lollipope head... So they're a pair of dicks really.

Vadge needs to keep his beak out. I know he was trying to stick up for Popey but he is no better than GC with his nasty little tongue. I can't remember his initials. VD will have to do for his gobby alter ego.

Chloe and Lyd are enablers. Their fellas are odious little mantoddlers.

I'm away to lie down as I agreed with Tommy Headroom this week. What he said to Arg was bob on.

Oh. Just reliesed its on. What watch +1

Not sure why isn't recording :(

GC and Bobby are as bad as each other but do need to make up...

Vag needs to keep his bitching to himself. And get rid of the afroturf.
Popey has lost her classier bird status. She is no better than GC. They only want Bob's company to wind GC up and that is cruel. Chloe was right to point that out.

And as for them egging on Lockie? Smirking like tits at Danielle's reaction? Not nice.

Lockie is cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Weirdly so.

Verity is full of herself. Is she all that? I think not.

I can't say I like vivacious verify verity much she seems abit made in Chelsea!

Lockie seemd out of it, like a nasty cokehead.

I remember yonks ago when Kirk Norcross went on a date with Lucy Meck and Lauren and her pals sat round the corner calling her a slag, but for some reason she thinks this is ok. They wern't on a date, but it was still quite in your face and cruel.

Vas seems a nasty piece of work too. Coked up wankers I reckon.

Thing is dani isn't with lockie any more. She split up with him.

Why shouldn't he have a flirt? Take back the ring etc

Yes it's early days but he is single

Dani seems a tad possessive - she can't have it both ways

Verity must releise the girls will hate her lol

Did you see the hand rub by Tom on Lauren's hand after tennis .,,,,,,

Was that fran with Diaz

Arg's laugh annoys me

Daniel didn't want Lockie, I don't get her at all. I think Lockie and his therapist are on to Dani and she isn't happy with the way things are going, it's not to her plan at all.

Gemma, Chloe, Jake, Lydia and Arg should visit Lockie's therapist.

'Gemma, Chloe, Jake, Lydia and Arg should visit Lockie's therapist.'

And Vas.

Has ferne has her lips done? Looked very big and puffy esp in red lipstick in the pink bar.

Verity reminds me of jasmine. Didn't she flirt with all the men?

So Chloe has finally seen the light with the weasel jake

Vas and Lauren's little smirks when Jess was speaking to them at the end was seriously childish. Though frankly them giving Lockie a hard time is daft too! If Danielle wants to be with him then do so otherwise back off.

I've been away for a couple of weeks and am now catching up on the last few episodes. Verity has been on for 2 minutes and I already dislike her!!!

I feel really sorry for Danielle. Finishing a relationship is not that cut and dried. Seeing someone you still have feelings for apparently moving on instantly isn't easy emotionally.

Can't believe I am taking this seriously!

I don't like Verity. So smug and cold. She and lockie are well matched.

Verity's posh accent dropped like Jake's knickers in that scene with Jess in the shopping centre. Good telephone voice, Verity, remember to keep it up, love.

I used to like Lauren but why can she not see how her actions are upsetting people?

Also, can someone please stuff Vas in a wheelie bin? Ta.

Vag is a self-centred and a shit stirrer of vast proportions. I ruddy hate the smirking.

Dfod.

The only ones I genuinely like are fearne, nanny pat, diags and billie.

Don't really understand why I bother watching it