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TOWIE - only way is Marbs

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/06/2015 20:10

Whoop. One of my fav trashy shows is back tonight

Who will be watching ?

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Koalafications · 20/07/2015 15:06

*too

Blondeshavemorefun · 20/07/2015 17:38

Never thought lauren and Jess were that good friends

And everyone swaps and kisses and shags partners on towie so not sure why lauren can't see her ex

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Koalafications · 20/07/2015 17:44

I didn't think that Jess cared that much about Dan E. They went on one date... Confused

minibmw2010 · 20/07/2015 17:52

Jess didn't ... I'm guessing she's annoyed he happily moved on (though frankly weren't they months ago ?!?!?). She's a complete princess, unhelped by her Mother and Nanny Pat doing everything for her ... I'm thinking she's a nightmare girlfriend.

Koalafications · 20/07/2015 18:44

Much like Ricky did! As much as I didn't like Ricky, I think the Wrights would be a bloody hard bunch of inlaws.

minibmw2010 · 20/07/2015 19:51

God, can you imagine !! I could genuinely imagine everyone saying 'don't upset Jess'. Wonder what she thinks now Mark is married to Michelle Keegan and she's 2nd prettiest ?? I'm sounding like a real bitch and I'm usually not but something makes me feel she's become hard and very self-obsessed when she used to be nice and more genuine.

ThunderbumsMum · 20/07/2015 20:31

Jess is quite boring as well. I do still think Lauren is the only 'normal' one. What's Chloe's problem with her? She is slagging her off at every opportunity

Koalafications · 20/07/2015 20:51

Chloe is horrific. Her face is terrifying, it's like a poster campaign for why people should avoid excessive cosmetic surgery.

Jess is just dull and is clearly told by her whole family that she's a princess.

I must say though, I think Michelle Keegan is gorgeous.

ThunderbumsMum · 21/07/2015 15:04

I agree about Chloe, she is not looking great these days. I think she is only early 30s? She looks older, acts much younger.

YES to Jess being a princess, and her awful family telling her. Michelle Keegan does look beautiful but I think you can already see in her face that she is insecure and quite a bitch.

I am far too old to care about all this stuff

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2015 16:35

the teeth and mouth are sooooooooooooooo big and when wears lipstick look awful if in red/dark colours

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Koalafications · 21/07/2015 17:46

I don't like her new hair either. I don't think she can pull off the platinum blonde look.

I think the Wrights would have been better with Michelle than they were with Lauren. I think they always thought that Mark could do better than Lauren. I'm sure they were happy when Michelle came along as she had a much higher profile than Mark, much more his 'league'.

I haven't seen any interviews with Michelle so not sure how she comes across but she seems very 'girly' in her Twitter pictures etc.

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2015 17:50

ditto hair, she cant carry blonde off, i can Grin

i michelle pregnant?? read may be in my gossip trashy mag

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HowD · 21/07/2015 18:08

Michelle seems vicious like the Wrights. Lauren and the guy who Dumped Jessica were just whipping boys.

Koalafications · 21/07/2015 18:42

I wouldn't be surprised if she was pregnant. I can't believe that Mark still posts about Lauren on his Twitter, I'm surprised he doesn't ignore it. It must bother Michelle or I don't think he would bother.

Koalafications · 21/07/2015 18:42

Oh and I think that Lauren is either pregnant or trying for a baby with her boyfriend, Jake.

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2015 21:31

Yes both are trying. And seems both lauren and mark say they are not interested in each other - so why do they keep saying this. Just ignore each other

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var123 · 22/07/2015 22:11

Is the whole of TOWIE completely made up i.e. they are real people but that's where the truth begins and ends?

e.g. Dani and Lockie. A year or so ago there was some heavily tattooed girl saying that Lockie had been with her. That he'd complained to her that he thought the actress who'd been recently cast to play his girlfriend wasn't good looking enough but they'd shortly split up anyway.

Then a few nights later, they split up.

Then last series, they are back together and are buying a flat together, apparently spending all his savings on the deposit. Three months later, she dumps him and orders him out of the flat. if i were him, I'd be asking for my money back, but... silence.

Lockie is going to ask Dani to marry him apparently. Instead he gets dumped, which has to be very upsetting in real life. Instead he lets the camera do a long short on the ring, instead of taking the alternative option of never taking it out of his pocket.

Finally, lockie is in real life trouble for possibly racially abusing some people. As a punishment a new storyline appears that he's trying it on with verity within days of the break up and it just so happens that someone had a camera pointing at him (presumably close enough to record the voices) while he was propositioning her.

I think I may just have lost my ability to believe that maybe the stories are even a little bit true.

(I do believe Gemma Collins is a vile, loudmouthed, bully though!)

ThunderbumsMum · 22/07/2015 22:24

YES, Gemma is revolting.

And Lewis Bore - shuddup.

ThunderbumsMum · 22/07/2015 22:30

I also don't really understand this Danni and Lockie thing. Why isn't Lockie allowed to try it on with anyone? Didn't Danni dump him? And then say it was fine for him to see other people?

Is anyone else tired of what a doormat Booby is around Gemma? It's masochistic. He is too stupid to argue with her properly and she is too ego driven to have any insight at all into her behaviour or take any responsibility for it.

I struggle with understanding how there can be so many vain, shallow, stupid people in such a small area. I feel so out of touch, I'm clearly not down with the kids at all.

Koalafications · 22/07/2015 22:46

Verity 'loves' Pete after two weeks?

TWO WEEKS??

Hmm Hmm Hmm

Chipstick10 · 22/07/2015 22:47

So let me get this straight. Jess is happy to flirt with Pete when it wasn't alright for verity to do it with Lockie . What happened to the girl code. I see verity has served her purpose with the producers and now Pete has completely changed personality

Chipstick10 · 22/07/2015 22:48

Gemma is a vile, cold bully

Koalafications · 22/07/2015 22:51

Jess can do what she wants, she's Princess Wright, isn't she?

I'm sure that Lauren Pope and Dan E get on so well because they both lack a personality.

Allofaflumble · 23/07/2015 06:38

Lol at the bit where Pete stormed away from Verity. He looked like a demented troglodyte!

Allofaflumble · 23/07/2015 06:48

How bad was Arg's "singing" at the end? It has to be a joke that he is starting a wedding singer band surely?

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