Love Island - the best worst TV programme ever?

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I'd definitely file this one under guilty pleasures. Please watch it so we can bitch comment on it here. Jon's grasp of English had me howling yesterday.

Oh was she? ? Hehe!

Before naomi appeared, Josh was asked many times by Jess what he thought of her, and he always said he fancied her or that she was fun - I don't remember him saying he liked her and wanted to date her or to get to know her.

Jordan. For a butch tattooed man, he's very camp and insecure.

On another note, why do the girls walk down the stairs sideways? Is that a thing?

I still haven't learnt all their names - is Rachel the black woman? She seems more mature than the others. I think the girls are beginning to see that Chris has more brains than beauty and that this might not be a bad thing. Agree about Jordan, Spanish. Zoe has said she misses church, but she doesn't seem to be able to draw on much from her faith. Omar comes across as a total knob, yet a couple of the girls have said that he makes them laugh. I think they meant with him, rather than at him. I guess it's not such good viewing as things like Jess having a hissy fit, so has been edited out. Hannah as mother hen is interesting. Hashtag (can't believe a Macbook doesn't have that symbol!) tart with a heart.

Oswin were you at school with Rachel or Daisy?

Rachel is too classy for this lot. They all know it too.

Haha Jess and Omar. Zero sexual chem!

So can they declare themselves a couple and then not have to take part in the recouplings anymore? So are Jon and Hannah safe with one another now? No one can split them up? Is that how it works?

I think Josh likes Naomi a lot more than she likes him. Just the pressing i get.

I like Chris. He was my favourite man from the start, mainly just because i like curly hair. Haven't seen that much of his personality though.

There's something very cringy about Omar (at least that's the side of him the editors show us!).

No I think Jon and Hannah can be split up but they could still go off for a snog so there's probably no point in splitting them

Jeez Hannah's voice is so harsh and whiny!

Outing myself but those twins are from my local greengrocers. Always preening round

Not watched it all what are they like?

Hmmmm, am I the only one who thinks that Jon & Hannah could have an "agreement" in an attempt to win the big prize? Is that awfully cynical of me? I guess I just don't think he's attractive enough to woo a Playboy Bunny, but yet, he does seem to be the Alpha male of the house. Even if they are playing up to the cameras, their loyalty and affection is sweet and I really could see them winning the competition.

Luis went up in my estimations last night when he spoke so warmly about Lauren. It's obvious the housemates are very fond of her and I think it's sad that Omar was persuaded to go for Jess over her - he might fancy her, but she sure as hell doesn't fancy him (though I wouldn't be surprised if she does snog him in an attempt to win votes etc) I've just remembered that it was Jon who persuaded Omar to go with Jess cos of viewing public - is that evidence that he is trying to manipulate the public himself? Oh, I just don't know!

Greengrocers, Gumnast ? they kept pretty quiet about that. They are history now because the girls preferred the devils they knew.

I can't believe Jess took Omar's guff as complimentary! It was along the lines of: "If I do get to share a bed with you, you will be one of the fittest birds that I've ever slept with". She's so desperate for flattery after Josh's rejection that she lapped it up!

I think Jon likes Hannah a lot more than she likes him. He's not particularly attractive yet she spends all day making sure she's immaculate (well, her idea of immaculate). I just can't abide her voice. Not her accent, I quite like the Scouse accent, bit her whiny whiny whiny tone.

I have become slightly addicted to love island. Really don't like naomi or jess but like hannah and john as a couple

I don't get a good feeling about the Hannah and John coupling. I think he is very controlling. He claimed ownership of her from the start. She hasn't had a chance to be herself so far. She seems uneasy and is being swept along. He's quite a suffocating individual.

All the chat about what they got up to in bed brings my inner disapproving maiden aunt to the fore.

I love the boys outrage because Naomi is apparently 'mugging Josh off' i.e. doing exactly as Josh, and most of the other guys, have done.

Numpties.

Who does that John person think he is cross examining people? Gene Hunt?

Twazzock!

John is a dick!

Jess' grand plan failed off. Naomi is manipulative!!

She thinks on her feet that's for sure!

Like Naomi. She's playing 'em at their own game. And she's the only one in there with a bit of personality and a brain.

And yes, John is total controlling dick!

Yes, good for her. She's an arch manipulator! Makes a change from stroppy pie off/mug off Jess.

I don't know what's gone on between Zoe and Chris and why she dislikes him so much but she did seem to be unnecessarily unkind to him on the date. And she does seem to talk a lot about ex boyfriends which must be slightly off putting.