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Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVII

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icemistOBE · 04/05/2015 20:25

The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:

Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

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New from Part XVI
Special Zombie Service
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Nickel45 · 07/05/2015 11:16

Ditto to that! Whajeb, that was the most wonderful chapter. Absolutely loved it. I think you have Molly's insecurities just right, and CJ being so good about it all. Don't we all want someone reassuring like that, being there when you need them, but also giving you space when you need (big sigh!). The pace of it, for me, is perfect, DEFINITELY not getting bored. Loving it!

cjwoofwoof · 07/05/2015 11:27

Morning all, dentist for me today. Unfortunately it wasn't Rupert's audible crack but my bottom left molar that needed some tlc. How I managed to crack it I don't know as everything I eat usually starts and ends extremely pliable and is certainly not crunchy in the middle. Def in need of a neck massage from Matthias or the Strike Back boys Grin

Ilovelblue · 07/05/2015 11:48

Well here we are in cold but sunny Edinburgh. Did nod off on the train coming up. A result of too little sleep last night. His is a very nice chest to sleep on.

CJ has been talking about tossing the caber. No idea what he means.

icemistOBE · 07/05/2015 13:25

That was a brilliant chapter whajeb I really feel so sorry for them both.

Australia just had ep 3 broadcast- really gone down well from what I can gather on Twitter

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orphan · 07/05/2015 13:28

Heehee ilove your nap gave me the opportunity I needed to offer CJ a little something from the trolley. Yes, that short, plump lady with the very impressive icebergs pushing the refreshments trolley was me. CJ certainly seemed to like what I had on offer.Wink

orphan · 07/05/2015 13:33

woof I'm surprised you needed a dentist visit. Don't you remove your everyday set of teeth when you're eating and put in your masticating set? Or when Rupert visits, remove them altogether?

cjwoofwoof · 07/05/2015 14:04

Oops yes sorry I forgot about my everyday and posh set orph thanks for reminding me. I think I left them somewhere near or attached to Matthias last night. I've just called him and asked for them back. He said he was quite happy keeping them warm and attached until I asked for them, and hoped I'd retrieve them the same way I lost them. Ooh lucky me.

cjwoofwoof · 07/05/2015 14:06

And you of all people must know that Rupert is more of a grazer than a gummybear. Tut-tut orph

Nickel45 · 07/05/2015 14:15

woof, I have just read your last chapter and am very, very glad I am working from home today. I have no idea how you do it, but it is above and beyond brilliant! Wow!!!! I have tears of laughter running down my face as I type. Awesome!!!! Grin Star GrinStar Grin

BK28 · 07/05/2015 14:20

Just caught up with the newest chapter of woofworld. Hadn't realised you are a closet lyricist as well as novelist...all I can say is fantastic lunacy, captured a la the proclaimers (huge fan!) Wonderful...a must read !!! Can't think of any other words to describe it,still laughing!!!

cjwoofwoof · 07/05/2015 14:27

(Awkward Demelza curtsey) Ah thanks Nick and BK that's kind. TBH I had more trouble with the blimmin line spacing than the lyrics - it had a mind of its own when I copied and pasted, dammit, and has taken me a day to sort out to get to that end stage. An IT person I aint!!

Nickel45 · 07/05/2015 14:29

Probably not helpful after you spent ages sorting it, but to be honest I didn't notice the spacing ... the content more than made up for it! You mad, crazy, lust filled genius!!

cjwoofwoof · 07/05/2015 14:44

Aw Nick that's really funny coz in RL I'm none of those things - just ask my DH and Bank Manager Grin

orphan · 07/05/2015 14:45

woof I'm happily singing the new lyrics in between mad hysterical laughter.

orphan · 07/05/2015 14:48

Can you turn your hand to some Shakespearean love sonnets next? I fancy 'can I compare thee to a ...' might benefit from the woof treatment. Grin

Nickel45 · 07/05/2015 14:49

Who said anything about RL?! Wink

cjwoofwoof · 07/05/2015 15:02

Hah orph methinks t'would be a step too farther to thrust

orphan · 07/05/2015 15:04

Oops apologies to any closet Shakespeare academics. Of course I meant 'Shall I...'

BK28 · 07/05/2015 15:09

But in truth are any of us woof really like this in R/L?!?!

cjwoofwoof · 07/05/2015 15:15

Ditto BK or the men in white coats would be very busy indeed. And orphan would need major pelvic floor surgery...

orphan · 07/05/2015 15:16

Unfortunately BK yes I am a middle aged, short, woman with large icebergs....

Oh and is that the doorbell?Must be PG for my final hands on clothes off kilt tutorial. Grin

cjwoofwoof · 07/05/2015 15:19

Ditto to that as well orph

And I must dash as Matthias is popping out round to give me some Belgian lessons whilst I too will be teaching him a thing or two Grin

orphan · 07/05/2015 15:47

whajeb what a wonderful update. It had a real emotional pull.

woof I expect you've discovered what Matthias is hiding under his smock... Wink

orphan · 07/05/2015 15:54

Oh forgot you said he was looking after your teeth. So you def know he lives up to the name 'Oak'. Who'd have thought Thomas Hardy was such a fan of euphemisms?

KeziaOAP · 07/05/2015 16:13

woof absolutely bl*y brilliant, glad I'm on my own, ignored house 'phone ringing too hysterical to answer Grin.