It's time to Rise Like a Phoniex once more, good Lordi it's Eurovision month!

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After the fantastic threads last year I thought it time to start making our predictions for those in the semis and for potential winners.

Who's in?

What does the opening remind me of?

The Serbians FTW so far

I take from this that Denmark DO NOT want to win this year. Thanks.

This is awful.

Reminds me of that film 'That thing you do' or the 'Friends' theme.

Who styled Denmark's backing singers? Lily Savage?

This is rubbish.

Its rubbish AND flat

Don't like this. Dull.

Abominable with a cat's choir - poor woman

Another jumpsuit, caped combo from Albania.

Maybe it's a super hero theme this year?

Ooooh wind machine, how original

Yawn

The Albanian singer has an interesting take on Singing In Tune

Director

Nice brooch

Can anyone tell me where this is being held? CBA to google sorry

Vienna

The audience enjoyed Denmark, I didn't see last year, its horrible that they'd boo someone , drag the little shits on stage and make them sing on live, international television

This isn't awful in English. Why didn't they do the whole thing in it

Last year was very soon after the Ukraine issues but still not on to boo them

It's an interestingly trimmed beard. Nice brooch.

Song, boring.

Russia got booed in the semis the year before.

Maleficent appears to be next

There is a vampire every year these days