It's time to Rise Like a Phoniex once more, good Lordi it's Eurovision month!

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After the fantastic threads last year I thought it time to start making our predictions for those in the semis and for potential winners.

Who's in?

Is it sad I love these cheesy inbetweeny bits?

Someone got a BOGOF on the dry ice

The cheesy films are always funny. Utterly pointless, but funny.

They look like Time lords.

Barry Manilow Nose going on there. Dull.

Set says Game of Thrones, song says zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

They didn't bother getting together a group with voices that went together, then, the Armenians. They all sound totally different.

I like the menacing tree in the background, but they look like they should sound like Clannad.

I thought more druids from Camelot than Time Lords.

That was bloody awful! Hurrah!

Yes, Mel- mixing up Lorde and Lordi could be messy...

Oh please be good Belgium

He looks like the gay brother in 'Orphan Black'.

Ooh, nice spin!

Oh FFS get with it Belgium, every year I support you and every year you're shit. You let down the Flemish side of me.

This will either do well or bomb.

Can't work out which

It deserves to bomb but knowing Eurovision it will probably do well

is 'the wicked ways, down below' a euphemism, or is it my mind?

Netherlands. I loved their song last year.

Not just you Raahh

God this is all living down to my expectations wonderfully.

I'm obviously not the only one with a dirty mind.

So far, at least 3 have had bits in them that sound like other songs.

The Netherlands were robbed last year.

We all knew you had a dirty mind sooty

Capes are in this year.

Cherrypi

I'm intrigued by her outfit.

And yes, Netherlands were robbed last year.