Good luck mummy hope the interview goes well, but I would recommend you stick with CJ's visit as he could put you through your paces acting as the "audience" to your presentation, then give you plenty, and I mean plenty of feedback, preferably on a swivel chair.
pixie nothing to worry about on the Special Measures front - our primary school was on SM for two years and I've never seen so much Council money spent on building upgrades and extra teachers in all the years each of my sons were there, and if anything my youngest got the most benefit despite the SM.
orphan did you not even accidentally-on-purpose fall into the blokes lap when the train shunted, or at least spill your Starbucks down his front so he had to remove his shirt? Not like you to miss a chance 
Pleased to report I've ditched the pilchard projectile persona as CJ is staying in the bulbfields with ilove and not visiting the Schweinsteiger Club after all. Decided I might go for the full incognito Dutch milk maid get-up with pointy hat and clogs, and idly wander through the tulips eating a Babybel, whilst admiring his the bulbs.