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New the Island with Bear Grylls

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Akire · 08/04/2015 21:00

Anyone else looking forward to this one? After last time I think there a BOys and a Girls island though it is just boys tonight. Roll up roll up anyone who has no idea how to lit a fire or build a shelter whilst knowing they are going on a survival program!

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TagineKaput · 06/05/2015 21:33

I don't get why they wouldn't just wash the other Jerry can out in the sea. Seems really stupid to just chuck it away.

Tigresswoods · 06/05/2015 21:34

The men are "on it" with the water. The women are just so not! It's unbelievable!

butterflyballs · 06/05/2015 21:36

Rinse it out repeatedly.

Boil water and use it for washing.

Then boil it for drinking.

It's not that difficult. Unlike vegetarian jaime who is being deliberately difficult.

beanlovesb · 06/05/2015 21:37

last week some of them were even celebrating how much weight they'd lost. it's like some of them are secretly pleased there's nothing to eat and purposely aren't trying to find food. it's stupidity and craziness and naively dangerous. I can't understand how anyone would be happy to go thirsty though. I could not cope with that

Tigresswoods · 06/05/2015 21:45

Right, so we're now watching them slowly die. Right?

beanlovesb · 06/05/2015 21:46

why waste energy and time looking for something to boil water in when they could just wash out the other jerry can?

Tigresswoods · 06/05/2015 21:47

I can only conclude that they're scared to get the can as they'll get the ticks again & it will STINK!

But I agree it would be preferable to no Jerry can.

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TwartFaceBeetj · 06/05/2015 21:57

Ten days!! Fucking idiots!

butterflyballs · 06/05/2015 22:02

It takes the medic to tell them to get the damn can.

How "fortunate" was that passing boat? Hmmm.

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Tigresswoods · 06/05/2015 22:04

Thank god they got that other can, what a difference in their demeanour after that.

Do we think the boat was planted?

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TwartFaceBeetj · 06/05/2015 22:16

Right at the beginning, I thought the forester camera women must be in their to set things up, because no one can 'get lost' and yet get exactly right back to were they started from that many times. Then the other group to 'find' them

TwartFaceBeetj · 06/05/2015 22:19

And it was her who went to retrieve the 'rotton' can that turned out to be not so rotton Hmm

unmee · 07/05/2015 06:34

Along with most other viewers I was taking the view that I shouldn't be critical of the women/men because I would be crap too in their situation - I would be worse than crap - but in fact, I think that's totally wrong.

The reality is nearly 80,000 people applied for this show and out of all of those 80,000 the producers chose people that have a veneer of capability (perhaps big ego or arrogance, general bossiness), not huge amounts of empathy or real interest in others, and probably despite what they themselves might have thought, very little in the way of self-sufficiency or survivial skills.

And they were all chosen deliberately because these qualities make them telegenic - we want to see them fail because they all have at least one unappealing aspect to their characters we want to see tested.

So in reality, many other people, and probably many of the other 80,000 who applied, would do much better than these women and that's exactly why they weren't chosen.

So I'm not going to feel guilty about criticising or mocking them anymore - they are crap - but they are very watchable crap!

And that's what the show is about - nothing else.

It's meaningless, pulling the legs off spiders, torment porn (does that exist?)
It's not meant to be uplifting or edifying in any way - bring it on!

And again, they are crap and deserve to be called crap because they were chosen because they were crap.
The whole trick hinges on whether the women can manipulate the viewers into feeling sorry for them rather than laughing at them - I've given up feeling sorry for them - I'll just laugh from now on.

ProfYaffle · 07/05/2015 06:58

"they were chosen because they were crap." Totally agree with that, they don't really want competent people on the show.

The whole jerry can thing was soooo frustrating. I can't believe they got to the point of kidney failure but still didn't think to wash out the jerry can Confused 10 days!

Travelledtheworld · 07/05/2015 07:07

That Jamie sunbathing. She looked as if she had some sort of sun oil on ? And Lauren was doing a face to camera, looked as if she had pink lipstick on.

I have spent time in the tropics. They would all have had severe sunburn and split, peeling lips by now if they weren't using moisturiser and some sort of sunscreen.
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Jacana · 07/05/2015 07:08

So, if the women were chosen cos of an unappealing feature, please can I nominate that Chav person for having the most annoying ickle girl's voice ever ?

And, really, have they still not realised that the two large jerry cans, complete with screw-tops, weren't actually flotsam and jetsom but were planted there for them to find and use cos they actually needed a minimum of two for the number of people there ?

And what has Jaime actually been eating all this time, apart from coconuts, if not that root stuff from the plantation they happened upon?

I got concerned, tho, when I saw the ticks. I know someone who caught Lyme disease from ticks in N.C., it's really rotten and takes ages to get over. They tell you to not attempt to pull them out but to suffocate them with Vaseline or similar so they drop off without leaving bits inside you..Horrible, disgusting bloodsucking things.

Wasn't it fortunate that that fishing boat came along, the fisherman had a fish to spare, and that they could easily identify it? Barrracuda and chips isn't the usual fare at yer local chippie is itConfused

Others may be more photogenic but for me Julie is an absolute Star

Looking forward to seeing the men next week.

unmee · 07/05/2015 07:25

Seconded - I nominate that Chav person for having the most annoying ickle girl's voice ever ?

Isn't she described as a psychotherapist? She's drive me nuts!

TwartFaceBeetj · 07/05/2015 07:33

jacana they were given the jerry cans full of water before the got off the boat.

ProfYaffle · 07/05/2015 07:37

The psychotherapist annoys me too. I said to dh last night she's like one of the bully's henchmen at school.