THE VOICE- it's the FINAL!! The excitement...

[Raahh]

...is almost non-existent.

Poor Rita, who has been a lot better than JJ and Kylie before her has no acts left. Vikesh was knocked out last week. So, it's a typical 'do we really care' type of Voice final.

The song choices (again, we have to guess the singers) are

What I Did For Love – David Guetta featuring Emeli Sande

Chain Of Fools – Aretha Franklin

No Surprises – Radiohead

Habanera from Carmen

I’ll Stand By You – The Pretenders

Get Back – The Beatles

Somebody I Used To Know – Gotye

Crazy – Seal

Ebben N’Andro Lontana from La Wally

Not really hard to guess which ones Opera woman will do.

Stevie is apparently the favourite. I bet he's doing 'Get Back'.

Sasha, she might be a brickie, we will wait to be told, will maybe do Aretha.

Beyond that, I'm stumped, as I've forgotten who they are.

I have a strange ginger that Dh got me from Aldi, and breadsticks and houmous.

Just off to bribe the dcs to wash the baboon footprints off the car, after a trip to Knowsley safari park

What's happening now?

Sing

Hi. I know a little about opera. Imo she's not made it in opera for a reason.

I also think this guy should stick with what he know, which clearly isn't singing. But I think that about all of them this year.

Do eels have sex?

OK. Might be the wrong thing to say. But if you're scottish you are guaranteed a vote even if you are shit.

She would never be booked by anyone in the classical music business. If she worked really hard, she might manage to get an undergraduate place at music college in a couple of years time.

I bet he's looking forward to being the new Nicholas macdonald.

Thanks for the opera info. I suspected that must be the case.

Rod for judge next year? Dh is doing Scottish impressions ..

No idea Chipped - they've moved on to talk about 'Steam Devils' now.

They must do . How do baby eels appear other wise?

Eels, like ducks, copulate in running water

Lucy sounds pretty good to me (sorry!). Is she really, really not very good? must go to the opera.

I'm scottish and certainly would not have voted for stevie.

I wonder if it would help if i knew what this was supposed to sound like?

Bet it has suddenly got loads of hits on You Tube.

Nothing is happening at the moment obviously, as eel reproduction and the finer points of opera training are the main topics of conversation.

I think Lucy could conceivably have a career in musical theatre.
Stevie could be a fireman by day, pub singer by night.

Will Ich Bin crying there
He's just realised he is a joke and his life to date has been a series of bad choices.
Chin up, Will. Never rap again, and we'll say no more about it.

I've put the subtitles on, to see if it helps.

It didn't.

how do you know when its proper opera singing? If its to do with being a big girl Im a shoo in.

Good luck with that note, Stevie...

I've been to opera many times. Yes she has an OK voice. I just don't know what she's doing on The Voice, a popular music show.

(I love opera)

Oh Bill.

Stop now.

Ooh whirlpools and mega lightning coming up after the break. Maybe I'll take a peak back at The Voice.

I can't imagine that being played on radio 1.

Do steam devils have sex?

more interesting that the voice