THE VOICE- it's the FINAL!! The excitement...

[Raahh]

...is almost non-existent.

Poor Rita, who has been a lot better than JJ and Kylie before her has no acts left. Vikesh was knocked out last week. So, it's a typical 'do we really care' type of Voice final.

The song choices (again, we have to guess the singers) are

What I Did For Love – David Guetta featuring Emeli Sande

Chain Of Fools – Aretha Franklin

No Surprises – Radiohead

Habanera from Carmen

I’ll Stand By You – The Pretenders

Get Back – The Beatles

Somebody I Used To Know – Gotye

Crazy – Seal

Ebben N’Andro Lontana from La Wally

Not really hard to guess which ones Opera woman will do.

Stevie is apparently the favourite. I bet he's doing 'Get Back'.

Sasha, she might be a brickie, we will wait to be told, will maybe do Aretha.

Beyond that, I'm stumped, as I've forgotten who they are.

I have a strange ginger that Dh got me from Aldi, and breadsticks and houmous.

Just off to bribe the dcs to wash the baboon footprints off the car, after a trip to Knowsley safari park

I haven't fancied Will this year for the first time. I think I might have a crush on Rita.

I like opera. I'm just not enough of an expert to tell an expert from a decent amateur.

I should go to the opera as i have no idea whos good amd who is really great. I like Paverotti doing Nessa Dorma, but i know nothing! I wish i was more educated.

cal- no Voice song ever has been, probably.

S'Tom wants to say 'That was shit' but is way too polite.

Rita needs a bra intervention. I bet she went to M&S.

forago she's really, really not good! Please do go along to a real opera, or in fact anyone that lives near a music college (London, Glasgow, Cardiff, Manchester) just go along and see the students singing opera scenes or whatever they are putting on for free. I promise that even the worst student will be better than this shit.

The BEST bit is that after this success, Will Ich Bin will be back next year keen to bring another musical genre into the 'mainstream'
I cannot be the only one hoping for Earlie English Folke?

Some mega lightning would very much improve stevie's winner's song, I suspect.

'I could be in the charts'

bwahahahahahahahhaha

deluded fool.

Surely she isnt that bad? Its pleasant on the ears.

The80s you're on to a winner with Pavarotti. Total vocal God

SingSong am loving your work

Who is Nicholas McDonald??

Chipped they are mini whirlpools of steam, not a creature, sadly. If they were I imagine it would be something like a manic little insect.

Sing, i would, but dh wouldnt go. He isnt a culture vulture ( as i found out on a tour of the tate modern...lol)

Dire!

The song is shit to start with.

The hipsters are probably already listening to some hipster version of early english folke.

This is one of my opera favourites. It makes me feel all Mafiosi...

Stevie is cack.

It's a very different song, when the lyrics are clear-ish, isn't it?

And where has the accent gone??

Na Rudolph, it'll be yak yodelling from the Yucutan

Holy crap this is dull. It makes Coldplay sound like Metallica.

so is she mediocre or actually crap? just boggles my mind as technically what she is doing with her voice seems amazing to me so if actual professional opera singers and students are much, much better it must be astounding. I think I will go to an opera! not sure I know anyone who will go with me though. Where is the college in London?

Stevie is going to win

DH has gone to do some exam revision as its preferable to this audible assault...

This is really awful. Even worse than the musical theatre version.