THE VOICE- it's the FINAL!! The excitement...

[Raahh]

...is almost non-existent.

Poor Rita, who has been a lot better than JJ and Kylie before her has no acts left. Vikesh was knocked out last week. So, it's a typical 'do we really care' type of Voice final.

The song choices (again, we have to guess the singers) are

What I Did For Love – David Guetta featuring Emeli Sande

Chain Of Fools – Aretha Franklin

No Surprises – Radiohead

Habanera from Carmen

I’ll Stand By You – The Pretenders

Get Back – The Beatles

Somebody I Used To Know – Gotye

Crazy – Seal

Ebben N’Andro Lontana from La Wally

Not really hard to guess which ones Opera woman will do.

Stevie is apparently the favourite. I bet he's doing 'Get Back'.

Sasha, she might be a brickie, we will wait to be told, will maybe do Aretha.

Beyond that, I'm stumped, as I've forgotten who they are.

I have a strange ginger that Dh got me from Aldi, and breadsticks and houmous.

Just off to bribe the dcs to wash the baboon footprints off the car, after a trip to Knowsley safari park

I voted for Lucy on the basis that there is absolutely no way Stevie should have been in the final in the first place.

Poor girl looks fat in that dress standing next to Emma.

It's probably my fault that sasha is out actually since I've been online voting for the other three under many different guises

Stevie will be representing the UK at Eurovision in 2 years' time.

Lucy is really neither one thing or the other. She's not a good enough opera singer, and isn't really a 'pop' singer.

I love the middle too.
I quite like Lucy. Do I have to leave the thread?

Just come back after a minor incident here me knocking over wine glass all over our dinner and floor and realised that it's opera against scottish... no idea what to say!

Does anyone that knows about opera have an opinion on this one? I'm assuming that she's actually not good enough for opera. Yes, I want to know this as well.

She wont go far, may be back to her old job soon. The voice doesn't produce the winners like x does. As for stevie, i still think he looks like noel gallagher.

(that was my personal opinion on Lucy, btw- I am neither an opera singer or a pop star)

Oh me too, re the gastric band dress. In fact I should have two.
No, the name was from a PP saying it looked like loose skin. Not that she's fat, she's tiny.

Rita looks bored shitless!

Can I just post this to anyone who gives a shit about hearing it sung properly...m.youtube.com/watch?v=7f5DNpB91C8

The minor incident sounds like it may have been more entertaining than the voice, Rousette.

This one should have done the fucking proclaimers.

Nicholas McDonald was performing at our local and utterly rubbish shopping centre on Friday, it'll be Stevie in 2 years time.

He had better keep up his fitness to get back into the Fire Brigade

Whats happened to his voice? Is it breaking? He looks older than 13.

On World's Weirdest Weather - how DID a dozen eels slither into a suburban street?

We had some opera people on a couple of threads back innit? Being all cross about her not paying her dues and going through the training. I think the summary was that she is rubbish.

Raaah, you're right, and I AM a professional opera singer!

Coco, she can sing, its just the voice doesnt produce winners. It may change this year, who knows?

Thing is... I think moment of clarity here i think there's been better acts that have gone. This is really boring final 2.

Probably to watch The Voice. Do eels have ears.

If this was Andrew Lloyd Webber does 'Do ya Think I'm Sexy' - and we search for Rod- Stevie's a shoo in.

Actual LOL at the audience of middle aged women gently swaying.

The answer is they came up through the drains after heavy rainfall. WWW is truly fascinating.