THE VOICE- it's the FINAL!! The excitement...

[Raahh]

...is almost non-existent.

Poor Rita, who has been a lot better than JJ and Kylie before her has no acts left. Vikesh was knocked out last week. So, it's a typical 'do we really care' type of Voice final.

The song choices (again, we have to guess the singers) are

What I Did For Love – David Guetta featuring Emeli Sande

Chain Of Fools – Aretha Franklin

No Surprises – Radiohead

Habanera from Carmen

I’ll Stand By You – The Pretenders

Get Back – The Beatles

Somebody I Used To Know – Gotye

Crazy – Seal

Ebben N’Andro Lontana from La Wally

Not really hard to guess which ones Opera woman will do.

Stevie is apparently the favourite. I bet he's doing 'Get Back'.

Sasha, she might be a brickie, we will wait to be told, will maybe do Aretha.

Beyond that, I'm stumped, as I've forgotten who they are.

I have a strange ginger that Dh got me from Aldi, and breadsticks and houmous.

Just off to bribe the dcs to wash the baboon footprints off the car, after a trip to Knowsley safari park

It should have been Sasha and Emmanuel through.

Well I may need to forgo the glass . Where's the bottle smiley when you need it?

Ah bless, Sasha - never mind, you may actually have a career which is more than most of the winners

Chipped

Suspect lots will turn over now. Sasha was the obvious winner. Bizarro outcome!

I'm bored. Where are we up to?

I'm mightily confused.

Lucy and Stevie are chalk and cheese.

Oh cock off with your fake American accent.

Definitely the wrong two out!!

Chipped your Stevie/ Nana suggestion is genius if we have to watch the rest of this

Coco not my choice tonight. The power is in DDs hands. She's been revising hard all day so has control tonight as a reward........hanging on in there so far!
Otherwise, I'll be relying on commentary once again....

The crap opera woman is going to win, isn't she?

Well I'm happy with those eliminations but I've never been very good at telling good from bad

calamitously I really hope you're wrong!!

well, Stevie is the bookie's favourite.

I can't see either having a hit.

Which is as it should be, as this is The Voice.

Emanuel was shitter than shenton. He had to go.

Can we play wank word bingo? You have to shout bingo each time "Nan" or " Fireman" is said...

I've turned over to World's Weirdest Weather on CH4. I shall keep watching this thread though

I'm hoping that I'm wrong too.

It's bad when you're hoping shouty dad karaoke wins.

uh oh, she's back in the gastric band dress

Whys she wearing the curtains from a cinema screen?

Why do they keep calling her Cinderella on the fecking VT?

I like Lucy. She'll go the same way as the other Voice winners though.

Gastric band dress, can i get one on ebay? I need it ,

No...no...I m losing you!, we are going........going......gone.
I'm going to need detail from here on in........
It's a recorded The Middle for us.

I'm considering putting netflix in and watching some 30 year olds pretend to be 17 or something.

Does anyone that knows about opera have an opinion on this one? I'm assuming that she's actually not good enough for opera.