Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XIV

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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Ooh I say my disappointment at losing the Heathrow gig has just got a little better. Just turned the page of the paper to be faced with David Gandy looking very hot indeed

Now he does know how to fill a trunk :)

Bet he could fill a pair of low slung combats too Richtea and there'd be very little room left for loose change

Just hope he doesn't talk like the model in the Aldi champagne advert...not that there'd be much need for talking

You have to put warning out when you post pictures like that ... I am at work pretending I have something in my eye, tears running down my face! I can just imaging you, woof with all your paraphernalia on!!

Anyway, one of my friends posted this on facebook, thought you'd like it!

i suppose if I can't collect CJ from Heathrow and I can't have David Gandy wandering around the house in his boxers, I'll just have to settle for a garden full of those plants Nickel

nickel looks like just the thing to include in a Mother's Day bouquet.

I used to have a pic of David Gandy on the inside door of a kitchen cabinet (moody b&w shot ). Dp then added one of Ray Mears for me..

Fab new chapter rhubarb great cliff hanger!!!

Think David Gandy should be invited to the wrestling comp and have a long, lingering cat walk entrance up to the ring. Do you think PG could run him up a loose fitting red silk short robe that I could stroke as he struck a pose outside the ring before leaping over the ropes like Chris Eubank used to do?

It's odd but I don't find Gandy that yum now. Too muscly for me, particularly his arms. I hate it when men's arms are sort of bulging out of their T-shirt sleeves. However, I may assist PG in his fitting of the red silky robe.

Incidentally, The Raisin replaced Gandy on my cupboard door. Is he even invited to the wrestling at all or is he relegated to sitting shrivelled and wizened at the back door?

No and yes orphan

Cannot compute "too much muscle" orph.

Now THIS is too much muscle but I could handle it any day of the week

Blimey cjwoof that's is a very muscly man! Would that be a cast iron cod piece!! Or a mini turtle shell!!

He's an animal isn't he Richtea ? And that ain't no mini turtle that's a leatherback. That's my beloved Crixus from Spartacus aka Manu Bennett. And before anyone asks, no I ain't sharing him

Very muscly and not for me. I'll have CJ anyway over him

I'm with you on that icemist. That picture didn't float my boat in the slightest.

cjwoof maybe you ought to take your Girl Friday apparatus to him and leave us to sort CJ ourselves. Should I take you off the backup team list so that you can concentrate your efforts elsewhere? Hahahahaha.

That's a very good idea ilove

Good! At least that's one man I get to keep to myself, and let's face it he's a whole lotta man, and for once closer my own age

As you can see ilove this one travels light and may not have use of my onboard gadgets. Quite a bit of Roman grime though so I may need the tin bath and sponge I'd packed in the wheelbarrow. I may well concentrate on his ablutions whilst you're stuck at Heathrow waiting, then come back to CJ when he tires of your strict orderliness and calm driving and wants to be recklessly tasting my succulent syllabubs once again

Ah but cjwoof that's what CJ admires with his army background - calmness and strict regulations. After a month of R&R with pixie (and who knows what she's doing to him), he will long to get back to a strict routine. He will most surely appreciate a calm driver - nobody wants a reckless one, surely? Am wondering about hiring a different car though as he did complain that mine was a bit small for him last time coming up from Bath. Nippy and quite trendy definitely but a bit small. Still, I guess there would only be two of us this time, whereas last time he had to try to charm my friend out of the front seat so that he could stretch his legs out. That did not go down well!

woof Crixus is all yours you'll be happy to know. I'm still sulking about The Raisin having to listen to the wrestling from behind the stage door exit

I think I've found another man to your taste woof and to show I'm above holding grudges (The Raisin is having a crisis of confidence due to you) I won't stand in your way.

Off to parents evening now - wish me luck!

Funny that, ilove , coz CJ always says I'm his Audi R8 Soft Top Coupe compared to other Morris Minor Travellers, probably because of my electrically controlled fully reclining leather seats or some such nonsense

Now orphan that's just completely gross and nothing like my lovely Crixus. Have you noticed the place you want to be extra bulgy is in fact miniscule? Now that is a worry. How about this one?