THE VOICE- Let BATTLE commence!

[Raahh]

The battle rounds or 'shouting over each other in a mis-matched pairing' start tonight.

I have forgotten who most of these people are.

The Voice UK battle song choices and pairings
Team Rita
Ryan Green v Joe Woolford
Song: Jason Mraz – I Won’t Give Up

Oliva Lawson v Clark Carmody
Song: Britney Spears – Everytime

Mitch Miller v Morven Brown
Song: Madonna – Express Yourself

Team Ricky
Stevie McCrorie v Tim Arnold
Song: Imagine Dragons – Demons

Shellyann v Hannah Symons
Song: Stevie Nicks – Edge of Seventeen

Jade Hewitt v Christina Matovu
Song: One Republic – Love Runs Out

Team Tom
Claudia Rose v Rosa Iamele
Song: Beyonce – Halo

Howard Rose v Stephanie Webber
Song: Hall & Oates – You Make My Dreams Come True

Sharon Murphy v Roisin Geraghty-McDonagh
Song: George Ezra – Blame It On Me

Team Will
Lucy O’Byrne v Karl Loxley
Song: Cats – Memory

Joyful Soundz v Newtion Matthews
Song: Isley Brothers – Shout

Dh is out tonight, so I have wine. I need nibbles.

It is just going to get louder and shoutier, isn't it?

Lordy

Jade seems like the sort of woman who might piss in the street when drunk

Girl in the black dress should be doing her 'sexy' moves at karaoke somewhere and later on glassing someone for looking at her funny.

So all this, and it's not even nearly live?

Is her blouse meant to not do up at the back?

The one in the short black dress is a bit scary

and finishing it off with a piss in the street!

All this shouting is stressing me out. Bring back Karen Carpenter and some sweet tunes.

Actually, I take it back, she is kim mash, crossed with that one who won Nancy, but who Lord Lloyd Webber didn't like. She was on a weight loss programme before.

I reckon she would piss in the street sober.
Without taking her pants off.

I reckon she would piss in the street sober.
Without taking her pants off.

If you start off shouting the end is always going to be horrific. A lot of strutting around with the shouting.

Ricky will be scared of them both, I reckon.

Their movements meant a drink, for sure.

Oh, I miss the Nancies. Jodie Prenger, that was.
99p KymMarsh looks like she'll be sending her brothers round Ricky's if she doesn't get through. Or cutting off his supply of Polish Bensons?

I predict that the loser will go UNstolen.

cocole!

Thank fuck for that!

Christina won for being marginally less threatening.

The strutting is awful. Like llamas on heat.

The judges will all be worrying about jade'sanger afterwards

Jody Prenger, that's her, she's oft to be found shouting on food channels. I like her.

Why no more Nancy Joseph programmes? We've gone from feast to famine.

We need another 'Finding Jesus/Nancy/Toto' style programme.

They were better than this.

Jade is going to kill someone.

In solidarity with jade Im drinking my cider staight out of the tin.

No surprise there.

Don't come back next year, thanks very much.