THE VOICE- Let BATTLE commence!

[Raahh]

The battle rounds or 'shouting over each other in a mis-matched pairing' start tonight.

I have forgotten who most of these people are.

The Voice UK battle song choices and pairings
Team Rita
Ryan Green v Joe Woolford
Song: Jason Mraz – I Won’t Give Up

Oliva Lawson v Clark Carmody
Song: Britney Spears – Everytime

Mitch Miller v Morven Brown
Song: Madonna – Express Yourself

Team Ricky
Stevie McCrorie v Tim Arnold
Song: Imagine Dragons – Demons

Shellyann v Hannah Symons
Song: Stevie Nicks – Edge of Seventeen

Jade Hewitt v Christina Matovu
Song: One Republic – Love Runs Out

Team Tom
Claudia Rose v Rosa Iamele
Song: Beyonce – Halo

Howard Rose v Stephanie Webber
Song: Hall & Oates – You Make My Dreams Come True

Sharon Murphy v Roisin Geraghty-McDonagh
Song: George Ezra – Blame It On Me

Team Will
Lucy O’Byrne v Karl Loxley
Song: Cats – Memory

Joyful Soundz v Newtion Matthews
Song: Isley Brothers – Shout

Dh is out tonight, so I have wine. I need nibbles.

I liked the gospel pair but as with all of them have no idea who'd buy their songs.

Will wants to offload the oversinging couple asp.

asap

Thats very, um, shouty.

Coo. he doesn't like the gospel pair, does he? Bill.Je.Suis?

He we go.

I had to read dd2 a story. It was very fast.

Who is Bill's helper? He is not impressed with this lot, is he?

No helpers? Wheres Dante?

Soundz.
Lolling.

Cripes, whats the male equivalent of a camel toe?

Newtion is still an odd name.

Shoutz.

so they choose a team of 12 and then they dump six shit ones and then the other coaches pick two of their shit ones and add to their six?

Nice, straightforward rules there.

Is he having a seizure? Wtf.

Not surprised if they have binned the helpers- they were never much help.

A lot of , erm, melisma going on.

These are alright together.

They should make them a group. It could be called Me And My Mum And Dad.

I want to stick a pin in all of them.

Nancy- that's it in a nutshell.

I think Newtion should go through, based on that dance alone.
Nancy, yes. It always struck me as difficult for the poor lambs, maths-wise.

I want to stick a pin in my eyes and ears.

Is he sure he's feeling alriiiiiiight? He doesn't sound it.

The dancing on display here is unforgivable.

Nancy, it reminds me of that quiz in Friends that Joey has to learn to rules of to audition as a compère...

Can I join in? Doing it totally without alcohol though as on painkillers

Patricks been huffing the hairspray backstage.

Oh dear.