THE VOICE- Let BATTLE commence!

[Raahh]

The battle rounds or 'shouting over each other in a mis-matched pairing' start tonight.

I have forgotten who most of these people are.

The Voice UK battle song choices and pairings
Team Rita
Ryan Green v Joe Woolford
Song: Jason Mraz – I Won’t Give Up

Oliva Lawson v Clark Carmody
Song: Britney Spears – Everytime

Mitch Miller v Morven Brown
Song: Madonna – Express Yourself

Team Ricky
Stevie McCrorie v Tim Arnold
Song: Imagine Dragons – Demons

Shellyann v Hannah Symons
Song: Stevie Nicks – Edge of Seventeen

Jade Hewitt v Christina Matovu
Song: One Republic – Love Runs Out

Team Tom
Claudia Rose v Rosa Iamele
Song: Beyonce – Halo

Howard Rose v Stephanie Webber
Song: Hall & Oates – You Make My Dreams Come True

Sharon Murphy v Roisin Geraghty-McDonagh
Song: George Ezra – Blame It On Me

Team Will
Lucy O’Byrne v Karl Loxley
Song: Cats – Memory

Joyful Soundz v Newtion Matthews
Song: Isley Brothers – Shout

Dh is out tonight, so I have wine. I need nibbles.

Oh dear.

Still, she will have her vengeance, in this world or the next.

Jakers, it's like prime-time screening of the most awkward moments ever. What are they going to do next, film people mistaking fat for pregnant?

I always forget Ricky sang I Predict A Riot. He wasn't MUCH larger then, but for some reason I don't believe he's the same person.

She did say 'I'll be back next year' like it was a threat more than anything else.

Rita is pop royalty?

Like a really minor royal?

Wow Rita without red lipstick looks sooooooooo much prettier

Rita possesses some of the worst outfits in the universe.

Ricky is only still solvent because of the royalty cheques he gets every time there's a civil disturbance in need of a backing track on The One Show.

Well at least we get to see Rita wear something different now

Oh, the little Chesney Hawkes vs the 'teacher'. The one we shamelessly googled to establish he was a PE technician.

She IS Pop royalty. She used to date Rob Kardashian, and is is the BIL of our divine ruler Kanye West.
He invented the leather jogger fgs.

Cal- the dress she wore to the Oscars after party was really horrific.

He is.

I have trouble equating tubby Ricky with barrow boy rocky also

Arf @ One Show.

Ricky! I haven't had that much wine yet

Rita looks different, oh no the corny chat up line

She's like Bea and Eugie, Raah. Guaranteed to wear the wrong outfit and turn up in the Daily Mail. That kind of Royal.

Shes going to burst into Kung Fu Fighting soon

The hand clap thank you, people should DIE for that.

(Unless they're Thai)

I still really fancy Ricky, even though he's a bit sex pesty and would be the sort of bloke who tried to feel you up by the photocopier.

Rudy- oh yes, Bea and Eug

Its like a 4th form disco watching these two.

This one is like a mini professor green, before he was glassed.

The one in the black jacket looks like the Bad Boy from an episode of Heartbeat.