THE VOICE- Let BATTLE commence!

[Raahh]

The battle rounds or 'shouting over each other in a mis-matched pairing' start tonight.

I have forgotten who most of these people are.

The Voice UK battle song choices and pairings
Team Rita
Ryan Green v Joe Woolford
Song: Jason Mraz – I Won’t Give Up

Oliva Lawson v Clark Carmody
Song: Britney Spears – Everytime

Mitch Miller v Morven Brown
Song: Madonna – Express Yourself

Team Ricky
Stevie McCrorie v Tim Arnold
Song: Imagine Dragons – Demons

Shellyann v Hannah Symons
Song: Stevie Nicks – Edge of Seventeen

Jade Hewitt v Christina Matovu
Song: One Republic – Love Runs Out

Team Tom
Claudia Rose v Rosa Iamele
Song: Beyonce – Halo

Howard Rose v Stephanie Webber
Song: Hall & Oates – You Make My Dreams Come True

Sharon Murphy v Roisin Geraghty-McDonagh
Song: George Ezra – Blame It On Me

Team Will
Lucy O’Byrne v Karl Loxley
Song: Cats – Memory

Joyful Soundz v Newtion Matthews
Song: Isley Brothers – Shout

Dh is out tonight, so I have wine. I need nibbles.

I think it was wind from tonight's curry.

We would rock Mock the Week. You know, if they ever allowed the female panellists to speak.

Ablaze....did you see what he did there?

Don't worry, they aren't linked, Rudy. And I never let on when I've nicked a good joke.

I felt somthing too. I think its cider filling my bladder again.

Kat will be round to deck ricky.

Fucksakes, I was planning on selling that theory. You owe me 30p

If DH went on something on this, I would refuse to wear a tshirt with MrWrong's wife emblazoned on the back.

Can't think why no one wanted to steal tim. Not at all.

Time is Jessie W's boyfriend?? Jeez.

Tim looks like an overfed pirate.

Another Friends one: "I would steal you, but I don't want to".

Tim looks like he borrowed David Essex's clothes from when he was on 'Stenders.

I like him a bit more since he punched ricky

Blazer boy has to go. Just because of the blazers.

I still so would do will. Or just be his friend. I luffs him.

Snort@ Marshy

I've forgotten the extra one from Il Divo from the rounds.
Oh, Opera-Lite, eh, Bill-Ich Bin?

He really looks like someone.
I have a parting like wills , but only because my hair fell out.
Babs Streisand does a great version of this.

Why is bloke dressed as a Von Trapp? From the 'escape the Nazis' scene?

Will clearly heard us moaning about the lacks do musical theatre talent shows on bbc1.

Her voice is very clipped. it sounds wrong.

And if they aren't dressed as Cats, this song is no fun.

My most recent Twitter notification is the favouriting of a tweet I posted four months ago about Plain Jane Superbrain from Neighbours.

The woman looks like Queenie from Blackadder doing karaoke

This is how I sing when Im pissed and arsing about. I need me an audition form.

Of all the songs they had to choose from....

He needs to win. omfg wowsers