THE VOICE- Let BATTLE commence!

[Raahh]

The battle rounds or 'shouting over each other in a mis-matched pairing' start tonight.

I have forgotten who most of these people are.

The Voice UK battle song choices and pairings
Team Rita
Ryan Green v Joe Woolford
Song: Jason Mraz – I Won’t Give Up

Oliva Lawson v Clark Carmody
Song: Britney Spears – Everytime

Mitch Miller v Morven Brown
Song: Madonna – Express Yourself

Team Ricky
Stevie McCrorie v Tim Arnold
Song: Imagine Dragons – Demons

Shellyann v Hannah Symons
Song: Stevie Nicks – Edge of Seventeen

Jade Hewitt v Christina Matovu
Song: One Republic – Love Runs Out

Team Tom
Claudia Rose v Rosa Iamele
Song: Beyonce – Halo

Howard Rose v Stephanie Webber
Song: Hall & Oates – You Make My Dreams Come True

Sharon Murphy v Roisin Geraghty-McDonagh
Song: George Ezra – Blame It On Me

Team Will
Lucy O’Byrne v Karl Loxley
Song: Cats – Memory

Joyful Soundz v Newtion Matthews
Song: Isley Brothers – Shout

Dh is out tonight, so I have wine. I need nibbles.

Someone's trying too Howard.

Is Bill laughing at her, or with her?

They're both fucking awful. Times like this I wish our licence fee was spent on a trapdoor and a pool full of piranhas.

God her arse in those shorts

Bring back The Gong Show!

Coco- it is a bad look.

Get rid of both of them.

I was going to say that coco. Not flattering.

Hmm that was sincere..

Is it me or does Howard look....erm....happy. Happy in the trousers.

Steph is a leetle bit cock sure.
I dont like her.

Steph is a leetle bit cock sure.
I dont like her.

I have a theory about these beardy men. You know how they say energy cannot be created or destroyed? Well, I reckon it's the same for body hair. I cannot be a coincidence that as women all start embracing the balder undercarriage, the man start with the hipster beards. Nature fills the vacuum.

Howard is a would be serial killer.

Steph has had a few pints in Merthyr.

Father Ted is relevant in so many situations, I find. And Friends. My cultural references are stuck in the nineties.

Something irritating and even unlike able about the girl - she has something of the Jenkins about her

Iklboo! We dont look at that area.

Nobody will steal wannabe Jenkins

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Happy in the trousers.

ROAR at Rudy. You are so wise

I'm near prone at the minute. It was all up in my face! So to speak.

Arf at rudolph's hair theory.

But how does one explain the 70s?

She looks like baby spice after a hard paper round.

I bet she has a lot of friends.

I'd be careful, Tom, if i was you.

I am wise
I too only have references to Father Ted and Friends in my head. Or Partridge. Or the office. Comedy from a while back, as a genre

Ooooh good theory Rudolph. I wonder who's wearing my pubes.......